yay!

the moon pads have arrived ( Read more... )

Plastic people with their plastic lives ( Read more... )

I cunt say I like cuntry music. It's cunterproductive. I cunt understand it and I feel uncuntable listening to it. Once I was watching the cuntry music cuntdown and I felt like cuntry ladel soup so I climbed onto the cuntchen cuntertop. I lost cuntrol, fell onto the cuntcrete floor and knocked myself uncuntscious! Hurt like a cunt.

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okay, fatties. great escape ( Read more... )

i love hannah.
we have been together for 6 months.
and 5 days.
i love her more every day.
she is my everything


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apparently its no longer safe to rely on calanders to know when daylight savings ends. apparently the government can just play with time to suit some kind of sporting event of the commonwealth and if you dont watch mainstream television you wont know about it and you'll be an hour late for work.

as the tears roll down my face i cant help but wonder... if only i had been blessed with jet black hair.


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