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[anyfoolcanweep]

Cop: "Do you know how fast you were going, sir?"
Heisenberg: "No, but I know where I am!"
Cop: "Are you trying to smuggle any agriculture or livestock?"
Schroedinger: "There might be a cat in the trunk."

Comments

[super_nerd_81]

Great joke! And you can augment it with comments about the relativity of speed and time based on the location of the observer.

Anyway, just don't open the trunk or the cat will definitely be dead.