Panda Express

[anygivendestiny]

Seeming as there is a Panda Express on campus and my meal plan does work there and it is relatively healthy, I end up with a lot of fortunes from them awesome fortune cookies that taste like nilla wafers. Id like to share my last four

Comments

[smarterray]

you have to add "in bed" to the end of every fortune for +10 hilarity.

[anygivendestiny]

Yes, the more mature, growen up way is in bed, but the jr high way was to add 'on the toilet'

But really, that last one doesnt need anything. They got it covered