From my second graders, in time for the holiday season.
Me: Can somebody tell me what did Abraham Lincoln do?
Girl: He died.
Me: ....okay, what did he do when he was alive? Anybody?
Boy: He freed the slaves.
Me: VERY GOOD! Now, who were the slaves?
Boy: Oooh oooh oooh I know! I know! Santa Claus uses slavesMe: .......... (Since when did my kids
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