For Mark

[aodan]

Mark, I think you need to try this and let us know how it goes:

http://www.cosmicchile.com/site/rectal-rocket-fuel.html

Comments

[binkiebutt]

You don't have to smell the spicy farts...

I do. They make me cry.

[aodan]

Don't worry. Eventually, you'll be hit with pregnancy farts. They can clear a mall's worth of people. Then you will have sweet, sweet revenge. muahahhahaa