AND NOW IT'S OLD MAN O'CLOCK

Dec 03, 2011 07:34

[ It's Yaozou's one day off.All the boys are out. Renzou is with their young master off at school. Kinzou and Juuzou are with Mamushi on a small expedition to catch some unidentified minor demons making a fuss in a nearby village. His wife is with their remaining three children on a much-needed vacation, according to her, and Yaozou had been all ( Read more... )

shima kinzou, mephisto pheles, shima juuzou, okumura rin, shima yaozou

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wwtakeniid December 3 2011, 17:53:29 UTC
[ This situation is unsettling--Juuzou did not recall departing far from Kyoto, and these new surroundings seemed awfully familiar. However impossible it seemed, this place looked an awful lot like the True Cross Academy!

He spent at least a good half hour treading along cautiously, without any sort of explanation for his appearance here. Until he heard a familiar voice, and picked up his pace to seek its origin--ah, hah! His father is here, as well!

Wait, what? ]

Pops!

[ He stops only a few paces behind his old man. ]

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vasectomytime December 4 2011, 03:31:38 UTC
[ There's a word he was hoping not to have to hear for the weekend. But c'est la vie, or something like that. Sighing, Yaozou comes to terms then and there that his hopes of time off were in vain, and turns in the direction of his eldest's voice.

Living eldest, at any rate. ]

Juuzou? Aren't you supposed to be with your brother and Mamushi? [ Because a demonic culprit stops making sense once you take into account that Juuzou would have been miles from him at the time of his abduction, or whatever this is. Yaozou feels a tension headache coming on. Hello there, old friend. ]

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wwtakeniid December 4 2011, 08:24:04 UTC
[ The whole Shima brood of offspring had a way about becoming collectively unruly, however much he tried to be the keeper of his brothers. Sorry, dad. Juuzou confirmed, ]

Supposed to be.

[ He raised a hand to rake through his own hair, still at a loss over this situation. His attention shifted around this hallway, looking for anything which might indicate their location. ]

This place does seem a bit familiar...

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vasectomytime December 5 2011, 18:16:24 UTC
It's True Cross Academy, or at least a very good approximation of it.

[ Yaozou may have only been here a few times in his life, but it's a sight he's hard-pressed to forget. Their Headmaster, or if not him then whoever had the school built to its present specifications, has somewhat of a fondness for strange architecture. His voice is a little less gruff on account of speaking to Juuzou, as Juuzou is the only one of his Exorcist sons who takes his role in the family even remotely seriously. The boy is rash and hot-headed and gets into his fair share of tumults, but... His heart's in the right place.

Now if only that could be said of Kinzou and Renzou as well. Sigh. ]

Some situation we have here. Come on, then. Let's do some rounds and see if we can't figure out what's going on.

Watch your back.

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callinblueskies December 3 2011, 18:43:17 UTC
[ That old guy seemed really pissed, and probably a little crazy with the way he was yelling about demons. Not that Rin could ever deny their existence after looking at himself.

But he will be doing his best to stay out of that guy's way, since y'know, he technically was a demon.]

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vasectomytime December 4 2011, 03:39:40 UTC
[ Yaozou glances over and has absolutely no recognition when he sets eyes upon Rin, reason being that they've not yet met. His eyes narrow, and he brandishes his staff in the boy's direction. The kid hardly looks threatening, but Yaozou's been in the business long enough to know there are things that look like teddy bears out there that could kick his ass while he isn't looking. Goddamn world and its goddamn possessed household objects. ]

You! Who and what are you? What is this place?

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callinblueskies December 5 2011, 20:27:13 UTC
[Yerk!]

Okumura Rin!! I'm an exwire [And the son of Satan, but hey details he didn't like to vocalize.] and this is the True Cross academy!

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vasectomytime December 6 2011, 05:18:30 UTC
That's impossible. [ Yaozou's voice is gruff, but he tries not to be overly harsh on this kid he doesn't even know. He figures that Rin's not a demon, at least not the kind that would be responsible for this mess, if only because that would make him singularly the stupidest demon Yaozou's ever met. ]

I was in my home, in Kyoto, seconds ago. So unless this is some sort of elaborate prank--

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paceout December 3 2011, 19:25:50 UTC
[ Kinzō has no idea what happened, and quite frankly, he doesn't really care. Maybe it's the adrenaline that's doing it. He can still feel the rush, though it's beginning to wear off after all the time he spent running around campus. He's not in Kansas Kyoto anymore, that's for sure.

And then he hears and sees those pompoms that are identity markers his father and pauses mid-step. That is his father, isn't it? It's hard to tell when he's staring at the back of the man's head, but everything matches from the voice to the hair color to the outfit. But you know what, it sounds like his father; therefore, it must be him! Yes! ]

Pops? What are you doing?

[ Why aren't you in bed, are you hallucinating. ]

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vasectomytime December 4 2011, 03:48:24 UTC
[ ...crap, it's That Son. Yaozou readies his facepalming hand and turns slowly in the direction of his middle son's voice.

...

Yep, definitely Kinzou. It's almost like the further down the line his children go, the fewer worthwhile genes they inherited. There's no need to even speak of Renzou. Yaozou feels blessed whenever that boy remembers how to breathe. Buddha have mercy on their Bon, with only Renzou and Konekomaru for aides.

It's uncanny, really. How Yaozou can be the father of six living children and still be entirely uncertain whether or not the Shima name will last another generation. Ucchuṣma is going to be completely unattainable another generation or two from now, he can just see it.

...

Right, Kinzou. ]

I'd like to ask you the same thing. Aren't you supposed to be with Juuzou and Mamushi?

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paceout December 4 2011, 04:04:36 UTC
[ It is his father. Kinzou pauses. Wait, why is he here. Why are they here?


... )

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vasectomytime December 4 2011, 04:58:34 UTC
[ Kinzou. Are you trying to fight Renzou for operative role of most headache-inducing son? Because Yaozou isn't sure he can survive the competition. He isn't sure the Shima family as a whole can survive that particular brand of sibling rivalry.

Oh, he remembers the good old days. When his eldest was still alive and far outpacing his peers, when Kinzou's vacant stares were more cute than worrying and the spit bubbles he made could be considered a crowning achievement. Yaozou would give just about anything to go back to that simpler, more innocent time.

But he doesn't have that time anymore. All he has is this, and he almost wishes he still had it in him to be confused when Kinzou opens his mouth and it feels like some other language entirely comes out. ]

Why would Mamushi be at--

Better from what?

[ ...Kinzou's stupidity is reaching truly astounding heights, Yaozou is realizing just now. Kinzou's now so slow that he's out the other end and Yaozou just can't keep up with him. ]

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dumbest tag tbh prodigaldevil December 4 2011, 03:46:43 UTC
*sure, why not. Here is a demon showing himself. --Oh hey, it's the Kyoto branch head, sup subordinate-of-ours*

You rang, Mr. Shima? *and have a smile and a bow*

*it's cool if you hit him with the shakujou, man, he can take it.*

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NEVER. ALSO I KNEW I WAS SAVING THIS ICON FOR A REASON. vasectomytime December 4 2011, 04:17:01 UTC
[ Don't mind Yaozou making a somewhat unbecoming sound (read: yelp) of surprise as he stumbles back a half step. Mr. Branch Chief here tends to have that general effect on him. It's the shorts. They always leave Yaozou feeling somehow distinctly off-balance. ]

--L-Lord Pheles?

[ a.k.a. the last face he expects when abruptly abducted from his home and deposited in True Cross Academy grounds. Also the first face he expects to see, now that he gets to thinking about it. Dammit. ]

Is there some kind of emergency...?

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prodigaldevil December 4 2011, 04:45:44 UTC
*did you ever consider that maybe that's intentional, Yaozou. True meaning of the poofy pants: psychological warfare???

but yes it is probably fairly natural to see the Headmaster standing around in his own school, actually. Mephisto chuckles a bit as he reaches up to tap his chin, then gives a bit of a shrug.*

In a way, I suppose one could say so? But I haven't called you here for any emergency, Mr. Shima. Actually your being called here in the first place is the problem in itself. *pausing with a brief chuckle* --Well, one of them.

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vasectomytime December 5 2011, 18:34:07 UTC
[ No, actually. In fact, Yaozou goes to extreme lengths to think about Mephisto's poofy pants as little as humanly possible.

And seeing that Mephisto isn't making a lick of sense, Yaozou straightens his posture and does his level best to scrape his composure back together. Even if the Japanese Branch Chief is a little on the, er, unconventional side, Yaozou is still representing Kyoto here and he's not about to bring shame to over ten generations of Buddhist-sect Exorcists. ]

Er-- Sorry, come again? I don't think I follow.

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