We've been sucked into Archer. As soon as you accept that pretty much every single character is an amoral, completely irredeemable whore (gender-neutral), everything they say is hilarious. Also, Munchkin Axe Cop remains a thing.
Ren Faires are fun. We went to one a couple weeks ago, and I got to pet a massive, feather-footed cart horse as we watched the joust. :D (I've never been interested in the sport before, but it turns out being right there on the lists while the hooves are pounding and the balsa-wood lances are snapping and the crowd is roaring? Incredibly cool.) He was very pretty, and very polite when he wanted me out of his space: he put his nose on my arm and pushed me aside. :o Coming from a half-ton draft horse, it was the equivalent pressure of me using two fingers to open a door that was already ajar.
...Damnation. Guys, did we get any pictures from this thing? I got to wear my red velvety thing, which would've been even cooler if I hadn't been struck with our genetic heat-sick thingy almost as soon as we walked in. For those of you just joining us, when it starts getting warmer every spring or so - not even hot; in Texas, warm = 70-80 degrees, dependent upon the presence or absence of breezes, shade, etc. - I have one random bout of really bad heat exhaustion.
In this case, I was already feeling a trifle off when we went in to look at the corsets, and it was a stupid, stupid, stupid idea for me to try one on, for two reasons, not even counting the price: one, I did not need to constrict my breathing any more than necessary, and two, the thin, rubbery lining of my neckline was coming off on my skin, leaving a bunch of little black specks in a necklace-y pattern. -_- So I'd pulled my blouse up to hide it, and as the corset is laced up, the lady asks me to pull my boobs up, then does it for me, and lo + behold, shitton of black specks! ...In front of my eyes ho Jesus I had to ask her to remove it ASAP and go sit down in front of their floor fan with my head between my knees. ;_;
Luckily, it was held out with plenty of trees, so it only took me a half hour or so to get back on my feet. A wandering flower seller caught me looking at his roses, and we bullied Mike into getting one for me. ♥ It's still in a vase on our most rarely cat-trafficked counter. I also got a necklace that looks vaguely like a pot leaf made of copper wire, except prettier, with a blue-grey catseye. Yaaay
Homework continues to accrue. The upside of being required to spend five hours in the computer lab every week is that that's when I do all my work, not just Legal Doc Processing, minimizing the time I have to spend on it here.
*has wicked case of hiccups, probably due to further breathing iffiness, lol stress and poor posture, at least I have a poor-people-medical-care appointment Friday*