"And remember: when you touch yourself, the saints cry."
This lecture on orgasms is kind of interesting. I wish it was better organized, and I'm not a big fan of speakers who constantly giggle at themselves - yes, semen is funny, lady, get on with it - but there are some good tidbits. There was at least one episode of Dirty Jobs where Mike Rowe did something similar to/with an inseminated sow, but they obviously showed a lot less, and it wasn't nearly as involved.
(I was happy to hear that sex gives you bad breath - I have perma-morning breath, every morning, no matter how thoroughly I brush my teeth before bed - but it's apparently a result of direct contact with man-juice, and we use prophylactics, so I am cruelly deprived of an excuse. D:)
Also interesting: the male fetus getting grabby with himself. I've heard of girls doing the same thing - to orgasm, no less - in utero, and it makes perfect sense to me; the nerves are all there, and in the immortal words of Chief Wiggum, "If it feels good, do it."
...Tangent alert! At least two or three of you that I know of were raised Catholic--is original sin supposed to kick in at conception, or at birth? It's birth, isn't it? *morbidly interested in how a hardcore religious person would reconcile the purity of an unborn soul with the sin of Onan, which super-duper-nutty Bible-thumpers don't realize was only supposed to be a sin in the first place because he pulled out and deliberately failed to knock up his brother's widow, not because he was whacking off*
*tears self away from Wiki-hopping session/wondering who volunteered for the photos in the Masturbation article, 'cause those are totally pictures of people!junk*
Ha. Looking at the little suggested history thing, I've apparently done recent Wikipedia searches for "puberty" (fact-checking for writing), "actuary" (Dad sent us links for an actuary position, and I was like "WTF is that? ...No, dun wanna be a business statistician"), "alcohol" (moar writing), "bugger" (same), and "nathan fillion" (forgot if it had two Ls or not). ...And further down are "Archer," "xylophagia," "gargoyles," "tales of xillia," and "The Shining," reflecting my selective laziness with searchy capitalization. Good times. ...Sex?
4:09 Because Why Not Edit: Best line I've read tonight, in the Foreplay article:
"A passionate or French kiss commonly indicates sexual interest."
...IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
I got five As and one B for the semester. Maybe later I'll feel all accomplished and shit. For now, I just want to be done. And have a job. Lots of job, with money.
(I was happy to hear that sex gives you bad breath - I have perma-morning breath, every morning, no matter how thoroughly I brush my teeth before bed - but it's apparently a result of direct contact with man-juice, and we use prophylactics, so I am cruelly deprived of an excuse. D:)
Also interesting: the male fetus getting grabby with himself. I've heard of girls doing the same thing - to orgasm, no less - in utero, and it makes perfect sense to me; the nerves are all there, and in the immortal words of Chief Wiggum, "If it feels good, do it."
...Tangent alert! At least two or three of you that I know of were raised Catholic--is original sin supposed to kick in at conception, or at birth? It's birth, isn't it? *morbidly interested in how a hardcore religious person would reconcile the purity of an unborn soul with the sin of Onan, which super-duper-nutty Bible-thumpers don't realize was only supposed to be a sin in the first place because he pulled out and deliberately failed to knock up his brother's widow, not because he was whacking off*
*tears self away from Wiki-hopping session/wondering who volunteered for the photos in the Masturbation article, 'cause those are totally pictures of people!junk*
Ha. Looking at the little suggested history thing, I've apparently done recent Wikipedia searches for "puberty" (fact-checking for writing), "actuary" (Dad sent us links for an actuary position, and I was like "WTF is that? ...No, dun wanna be a business statistician"), "alcohol" (moar writing), "bugger" (same), and "nathan fillion" (forgot if it had two Ls or not). ...And further down are "Archer," "xylophagia," "gargoyles," "tales of xillia," and "The Shining," reflecting my selective laziness with searchy capitalization. Good times. ...Sex?
4:09 Because Why Not Edit: Best line I've read tonight, in the Foreplay article:
"A passionate or French kiss commonly indicates sexual interest."
...IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
I got five As and one B for the semester. Maybe later I'll feel all accomplished and shit. For now, I just want to be done. And have a job. Lots of job, with money.