More Crack!
People, please kill me. I wrote two more fics on top of my Anniversary one -.- The world at large can be afraid now. I'm posting them here, because I don't think the fandom at large can handle this sort of crack :P I've been bad, I swear. To make it all worse, they all have been written to 'prompts' given by aluragayle. Yes, blame her, it's all her fault :P I'm innocent ^^ Oh, and I included the prompts after each fic. This way everybody will know the madness that spreads in this world :P But you may rejoyce, I am done with crack!prompts and I can move to more angsty stuff ;)
Warning: Once you read those, you will never look at things the same way you've had before. It's still very enteretaining, but you know... you have been warned ;)
Title: Chibi-fied
Pairing: Tatsumi/Watari
Tatsumi kept staring at his partner. Watari stood in the doorway and held a large jar containing something that looked like a black pixie.
"What in the world does this mean, Watari-san?" he asked, bewildered.
"Well..." Watari looked troubled. "He came to the lab to talk about my work. A test tube exploded and--"
"You both will be sorry you were ever alive!" screamed the tiny figure. "I will subject you to tortures you have never heard of before! You measly worms, let me out of here!"
Tatsumi could not help but smirk at the threats of chibi-Enma.
Prompt: chibi-Enma o' Doom
Title: Blue Dragon
Characters: Sohryu, Tenkou
Locking the bathroom door had never been an issue until Sohryu faced a problem of his daughter walking in right after he finished releasing his sexual tension.
"What was that blue thing, Daddy?" she asked, wide-eyed.
He had to remind himself of her age and reply appropriately. "It's Daddy's magic wand."
"Wow... It's gianormous!"
Sohryu squashed the incredulous thought to thank Tenkou for the compliment.
"What was that white stuff?" The girl didn't want to give up.
"The blue cheese dressing, honey. I got dirty after dinner," he said quickly.
Somehow, he knew he'd never look at dressing the same way ever again.
Prompts: gianormous blue wong, blue cheese dressing
Warning: Once you read those, you will never look at things the same way you've had before. It's still very enteretaining, but you know... you have been warned ;)
Title: Chibi-fied
Pairing: Tatsumi/Watari
Tatsumi kept staring at his partner. Watari stood in the doorway and held a large jar containing something that looked like a black pixie.
"What in the world does this mean, Watari-san?" he asked, bewildered.
"Well..." Watari looked troubled. "He came to the lab to talk about my work. A test tube exploded and--"
"You both will be sorry you were ever alive!" screamed the tiny figure. "I will subject you to tortures you have never heard of before! You measly worms, let me out of here!"
Tatsumi could not help but smirk at the threats of chibi-Enma.
Prompt: chibi-Enma o' Doom
Title: Blue Dragon
Characters: Sohryu, Tenkou
Locking the bathroom door had never been an issue until Sohryu faced a problem of his daughter walking in right after he finished releasing his sexual tension.
"What was that blue thing, Daddy?" she asked, wide-eyed.
He had to remind himself of her age and reply appropriately. "It's Daddy's magic wand."
"Wow... It's gianormous!"
Sohryu squashed the incredulous thought to thank Tenkou for the compliment.
"What was that white stuff?" The girl didn't want to give up.
"The blue cheese dressing, honey. I got dirty after dinner," he said quickly.
Somehow, he knew he'd never look at dressing the same way ever again.
Prompts: gianormous blue wong, blue cheese dressing