*sobs with joy* I have a home! I don't have to sleep on the streets anymore and sell my body organs and assorted parts so I can have food!
Look,
Lily! We have a home now! These nice people are going to let us stay here! Now...go along and pic us out a nice room!
Ok...who's got the booze? I sold a toe so I could buy the pizza...let's party!
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Pizza???? *grabs it and runs off*
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I'll get you back...you don't know when...you don't know where..you know how...
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*buys you a new toe*
*sends Lily off to play with Toffee*
*gives you some BREYER'S ice cream, because ben&jerry's is evilevilevil and banned from the apartment*
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Breyers! Yeah! I hope it's mint chocolate chip!
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I sorta like the organs I got...well...the ones I got left anyway....
That's it...I'm sleeping with one eye open and the dead bolt on the door...
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Um..anyway I can convience him to NOT want my organs to sale?
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