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Sep 17, 2002 19:45

*sobs with joy* I have a home! I don't have to sleep on the streets anymore and sell my body organs and assorted parts so I can have food!

Look, Lily! We have a home now! These nice people are going to let us stay here! Now...go along and pic us out a nice room!

Ok...who's got the booze? I sold a toe so I could buy the pizza...let's party!

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coresti September 17 2002, 16:54:01 UTC
Haaaaalllllllloooooo!!!!

Pizza???? *grabs it and runs off*

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autumnfaerie September 17 2002, 16:57:20 UTC
Hey! You share! I gave up my favorite toe to get that for everyone...

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coresti September 17 2002, 16:59:01 UTC
*pouts* Oh fine. *puts it on the table for everyone to eat* *while she's not looking, breaks off from the group and set's Jenn's stuff in the puke filled closet*

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autumnfaerie September 17 2002, 17:13:57 UTC
I'm going to kick your ass for that, bitch...

I'll get you back...you don't know when...you don't know where..you know how...

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ice cream nazi! cheeriomonkey September 17 2002, 16:58:19 UTC
WOO! *parties*

*buys you a new toe*

*sends Lily off to play with Toffee*

*gives you some BREYER'S ice cream, because ben&jerry's is evilevilevil and banned from the apartment*

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Re: ice cream nazi! autumnfaerie September 17 2002, 17:15:25 UTC
*does happy dance* I got a new toe! Ain't it purdy?

Breyers! Yeah! I hope it's mint chocolate chip!

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ringwraith_ii September 17 2002, 17:12:54 UTC
Now I can sell your body organs.

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autumnfaerie September 17 2002, 17:19:03 UTC
*gulps* Sell my organs? I thought I didn't have to do that anymore now that I had a place to live!

I sorta like the organs I got...well...the ones I got left anyway....

That's it...I'm sleeping with one eye open and the dead bolt on the door...

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ex_sporknin September 17 2002, 17:20:46 UTC
I'll shorten his leash. *nods*

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autumnfaerie September 17 2002, 17:28:10 UTC
*nods* Good deal...and I'll lock the doors.

Um..anyway I can convience him to NOT want my organs to sale?

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