I was on the phone in my room, and I just stared at the bedpost...

[apathy_lush]

just had to do something no grown person should

Comments

[alex_manion]

Good god. What sort of person are you. Do you have no sense of decency?

Tescos is a horrible place to shop. Go to Safeway/Morrisons in future, young man.

[apathy_lush]

(much laughter :)

The question is how many people who read this will think I was joking entirely.

A man can be driver to extreme measures if the alternative is to have an unstoppable torrent of human waste gushing about the floor of his flat...

My hand and the flusher do not meet till this is resolved. Strictly off premises activity, or the fucking sink for 'number ones' - it's all getting a little risky over here...

:)

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[alex_manion]

You see, in Leeds we have plumbing. The luxuries you have missed out on.

When the toilets broke a few years ago, at the flat on King Street, having a day job was a blessing.

Have you contacted the Landlord with threats yet...you shouldn't have to pay rent for days on which therer is no proper serwerage...

[alex_manion]

Or for days on which there is no proper sewerage. Geez.

[butterflyski]

i don't think ur joking i think u had a big fat stinky bog in ur kats litter then did a piss in ur home to mark your teriotry, you then stated u were joking becuase you realised how vulgar u are :P

[apathy_lush]

Ahhh... I wish I had done.

I feel like a big disappointment to the 'temple of vulgarity' now...

:)

[phentus]

i zipped my foreskin up t'other night. i was too ashamed to write it in my own lj though, seeing as this post is near to vulgar i feel no qualms in mentioning it. it only nipped it fortunatly though.

[apathy_lush]

I'm sorry to say it occurs at least once every five years past the age of 10. It's written into the male genders genetic code...

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My teacher once spoke of the 'Roundheads' and the 'Cavaliers'.

[mikelikesdecaf]

Not for the sensible types like me! By now my foreskin's either holding together an NHS repair job of somebody's kidney-exposing car crash injuries or still floating around in the doctor's pickle jar.
It'd have to be a pretty small wound though, maybe a large gun shot; I was three-years-old when I had it done.

Tom, I'm pleased you spoke about your foreskin without Matt and I having to admit that the other day we were considering asking you whether you had one or not. Ooops.