To some people, brilliance is the bug zapper on the porch of their trailers

May 11, 2006 09:42

Why is this planet infected with idiots? I mean, seriously. Is there some sort of limited cosmic amount of intelligence to go around, and either you have it or you don't? There doesn't seem to be a happy medium: it is either rather intelligent, or dumb as a fucking sack of hammers. For example:

People who call me at work and ask the question: "How ( Read more... )

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aussiek May 12 2006, 03:47:49 UTC
How bout these"
"withdraw"
or
"deposit"
or
"balance"

Yup that's right. Just one word, NO other information given unitl they are probed by the inquisitive teller who just needs those basics such as:

Who the fuck are you?
What fucking account?
How Much?
Preference of bills?
and so on.......

Yup, gotta love that shit.

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surprise_dragon May 13 2006, 17:27:16 UTC
in the grand scheme of things, the point is that as long as you made it to your destination in one piece, its all good. road rage dont solve anything. if your late, your late. id rather be late than be scraped up off the pavement, or ripped outta my truck with the jaws of life. let their anger consume them, not infect you with anger, because anger clouds your judgement. gas aint cheap, unsurance aint cheap, it aint worth it. of course if someone hits you and its not your fault, fall outta your car and grab your neck, and scream like hell. somethin like "OH THE HUMANITY, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? YOU MANIAC!! I WAS JUST ON MY WAY TO CHURCH!" or somethin like that.

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