Thanks, Preston is an asshole that told me that everyone wants to fuck me because they know I will fuck them because I fuck everyone. He's such an asshole. He barely knows me. He also told me that this guy Michael only wants me becuase I'm just a piece of ass for him.
Question: Do you know if he has/does want you? If so, he might be saying shit just because he knows he cant get into your pants and decided to create a 'legit reason' for it.
On second thought don't kill him.
Next time he goes around saying how you would fuck anybody; drop kick him in the throat, grab him by the balls(making sure you are squeesing the nuts themselves) and say,"What now, BEEACH!"
Or do something with a cattle prod...
I love cattle prods!
::BAZZAP!:: "AAH! MY SPLEAN!" ::thud...::
"There isn't a problem in the world, directaly or indirectaly, that can not be solved with a cattle prod!" ~Me
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2) Who is Preston, why is he an asshole, and how can I help with the revenge?
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I fucking hate people like that.
Question: Do you know if he has/does want you? If so, he might be saying shit just because he knows he cant get into your pants and decided to create a 'legit reason' for it.
On second thought don't kill him.
Next time he goes around saying how you would fuck anybody; drop kick him in the throat, grab him by the balls(making sure you are squeesing the nuts themselves) and say,"What now, BEEACH!"
Or do something with a cattle prod...
I love cattle prods!
::BAZZAP!::
"AAH! MY SPLEAN!"
::thud...::
"There isn't a problem in the world, directaly or indirectaly, that can not be solved with a cattle prod!" ~Me
Yeah... I'm weird tonight...
B&D...
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