Eulogy

Jan 10, 2004 19:43

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tinymcgee January 11 2004, 16:18:56 UTC
*tear*

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clearambiguity January 11 2004, 19:27:34 UTC
That car was a death trap, and I feared for my life every time I rode in it.

May rust ever feast upon its fender, and may flocks of birds with bowel movements never fail to shit upon its windshields.

That being said, I'll miss it greatly.

This does beg the question of what came first:

Paul's horrifying driving or the shit-inducing powers of the Geo.

I'm thinking it's some sick combination of the two mighty forces that combines for one torrential downpour of death on all who oppose it. And by that I mean anyone else on the road.

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Kibo loved the geo. anonymous January 12 2004, 06:40:03 UTC
The Geo has never heard of Kibo, and never will.
Doc Marten doesn't really have a doctorate, because Kibo got it instead.
In Sweden, "Kibo" means "God of death" and is a popular brand of children's cigarettes.
If Kibo were a fuzzy bunny, he would buy a green dishwasher!

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anonymous January 12 2004, 18:23:44 UTC
If only it could go where all terrible cars go when they die.... BK in Reading... and to Stumps... It was all Paul's driving skill or lack there of...

The Ruler of Everything
Matt

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Jaydub anonymous January 16 2004, 17:25:18 UTC
We can only hope and pray that the Geo is now playing cards with Vinny up in car heaven.

-Jaydub

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Re: Jaydub apaulcalypse January 16 2004, 18:09:15 UTC
Amen to that, brothah. I'm sure they're both happier now.

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