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[There's a bit of shaking as Percy fiddles with the phone, getting it in place, and then he appears in frame, peering at it cautiously. When he's certain it's settled, he sits at the desk he's charmed the phone to float in front of, folding his hands on the top. His suit is impeccable: clean, perfectly pressed, tie straight, shirt spotlessly

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Percy's CV

[aperfectthird]

[And if a character should so request it, Percy's CV is as follows:]

Percy I. WeasleyHogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - 1987 - 1994

[7thborn]

Will you request a badge if you get hired?

[Pause. See Ginny pretend she is fine, see her focus on humour and family as a true Weasley in times of distress. See and do not call her out on it, big brother.]

And you've got something in your hair.

[aperfectthird]

What? I do not!

[DKGJFOGHOKJ ALL THE TOTALLY SUBTLE CHECKING OF HAIR. AND HE DOES NOT.]

[7thborn]

Yeah, you do. It's so shiny a niffler might try to steal it off your head.

[aperfectthird]

Nifflers know the difference between treasure and human hair.

[alwaysadoe]

Quite the accomplishments.

[aperfectthird]

Thank you.

[alwaysadoe]

Have you gotten any leads on a job yet?

[aperfectthird]

Nothing yet, but I'm hopeful.

[greding]

Percy, I think someone put motor oil in your shampoo.

Again.

[aperfectthird]

It's called 'hair gel,' George.

[greding]

So you're trying to look like you skipped the shower for a week on purpose? That's a bit weird, innit?

[aperfectthird]

No, I'm trying to not look as though I just rolled out of bed.

[byweavinglives]

That's all very well and good, but do you know how to fuck?

[Said so flatly. Not in a teasing way at all.]

[aperfectthird]

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I beg your pardon?

[byweavinglives]

You sound very qualified but very boring.

[aperfectthird]

Is that a - a problem?