Lavender,

Wait, what sort of logic is Why w Couldn't you
I agree.

You could say that again. I think the Inspector was the one at the other end of the bludger, honestly. Maybe they could mandate she undergoes Cheering Charm Therapy. Or have her out in a Hut by the Forbidden Forest (two birds, one stone -- she could double as centaur repellent ( Read more... )

Millicent,

What are you talking about?

I was calling you psychotic because you apparently got a lot of joy out of the thought of turning a gag gift into some instrument of terror. But wear the heels if you want, I'd wager my life that you'd only run slower in them than you already do.

Stephen

Lavender,

You're right, it is. And even when you do know them it's difficult, since they expect you to get something they've been secretly wanting for ages and get all offended when you don't have any idea what that is.

Sure! A goal for the New Years, or something.

Yeah, really. And I'm not even joking. It was supposed to be a joke but I think ( Read more... )

I've got photos of what those looked like before I packaged them for you. Photos that detail the FILING I did on them, wherever there were sharp bits. That means if there are any puncture wounds you can be pegged on malicious intent, you know, on top

Good luck running around in them, you psycho.

Stephen

Lavender,

Hah! Brilliant, thank you for the chocolate. I'd prefer those over a tome that size any day of the week. Especially one about the Damaging Long-Term Psychological Effects of Magical Self-Deception and Alteration, which sounds depressing enough to have even Madam Pince not want to read it. Nice pick, I've been trying to find something ( Read more... )

Here's what I have. I would have gotten it to you sooner but it took a bit longer than expected to copy. Your half is looking ace, which means to say, we're actually making enough progress to get through this unscathed.

Happy Christmas,

Stephen ( Read more... )

Not heartbroken, just busy.

As for the project. Uh. I'll get a copy of the progress I've made tomorrow. Are you going home for the hols? I can forward it there I guess, whatever works for you.

Stephen

Millicent Bulstrode,

Hello. This is not a Weasley.

You did say you needed shoes, and these could be perfect if you're going to be spending the hols with some arthritic relatives who have a taste for bottled butterbeer or something. I saw them in a catalog and immediately thought of you.

Happy Christmas!

Secret Sorcerer

[Attached: Footware, in ( Read more... )

Oh. Ok.

Hey, there's cake in the commons if you're interested. (It's Michael's birthday.)

Stephen

You twit, why wouldn't you tell me about the cake??