Average day....

[apesapoppin]

So i woke up today, and my mom was hogging all the covers, she always gets cold when she sleeps naked. At work i was moving in a tent for these stupid rich people, i had to go down like a billion steps with huge pipes in the searing sunm, it sucked. So to get back at these people i killed one of their dirty mexican gardiners and threw him in the

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[socialrejekt]

dood. that one girl one girl? I thought you already murdered her in her sleep? what's the deal man? I cant believe you. but at least I dont have to rip out your splean anymore since you finally wrote in this again. good job. you saved your splean..... but next time.......next time it will definitely be one of your kidneys... and then...you guessed it... that's right.. THE OTHER ONE TOO! MUHUHUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHAHAHHA
MUHUHUAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAA

[leliophelia]

you're my hero.