Unfilled Requests: Kink Meme Part 5

Jan 26, 2000 00:00

Last Updated 09/20/2009


* Prussia/France/Spain:
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Gilbert would like to ask...what the hell do you do when your two best friends have somehow, inexplicably, been turned into women?
Yep! You got it! Prussia with Fem!France and Fem!Spain. Prussia's torn between being weirded out by the whole thing or turned on. 'Cause honestly, they're both...well, sexy.
Bonus points if Fem!France intentionally tries to seduce him (and succeeds), and Fem!Spain unintentionally does so (and succeeds). And it ends in a threesome.

* Spain/Anyone:
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So, the Spanish Empire did a lot of horrible, awful things: I don't think anyone's going to deny that (er, disclaimer?). But... it was also pretty damn badass. (Modern!day Spain does pretty well for itself, too, all things considered.) There was a yummy fic here about a spanishempire!Spain terrorizing Romano: how about a fic of the opposite side now? Someone all aroused by the conquering for god, gold, and glory Spain. So? Give me heavy, controlling smut with someone who's egging it on: I don't care who you're pairing him with, or if it's country or 'real' names, or who actually ends up topping. Whatever you're most comfortable with.
(Bonus for tossing in bloodplay, as I'm convinced that's a kink for Antonio- the other party trying to seduce him that way would be lovely.)
(Double bonus for making this creepy and set in modern day, with someone attempting to manipulate/provoke today's 'ridiculously oblivious' (unless you go by the 'he's playing passive-aggressive games' explanation, which... again, I don't care, everything's yum) cheerful!guy Spain in to giving in to those more... frightening aspects of his personality/history.)
Please? :)

* Spain/Anyone:
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I'm going to hell for this, I just know it! >_<
Spanish Inquisition!Spain, plus two lackeys (upto anon to choose who it'll be) running around Europe rounding up heretics and witches.
Pretty canon, right? Wrong!!!
What I want, anon, is for the tortures our 'heretics' go through have to be the smuttiest, smexiest thing you can come up with.
Bonus) Though not necessarily requested, it would be heavily appreciated:
The 'sinner' has to be penetrated by a devout Christian so that their holy essence can purge the heretic from Satan's chokehold!

* Spain/South Italy:
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Spain/Romano
As the amazingly dysfunctional bromance that transcends any romantic relationship either of them would have, because their dorky, one-sidedly tsundere friendship is just that damn sparkly and awesome. Yeah. No romance at all, just mindless fluff. With added POWER OF FRIENDSHIP idk. Just these two in fluffy cloud happiness. With added swearing and slapstick violence because this is Romano we're talking about.
Silly drabbles are great! I'm really not expecting long epics for this request. I would be genuinely surprised.

* Spain/South Italy:
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Spain/S. Italy - sex in a tomato field. ♥

* Spain/South Italy:
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Good Omens/Hetalia
Adam, the antichrist, is playing Spanish(but slowly working towards becoming British) Inquisition with his friends, when England and Spain walk by and decide to help - all the while trying to be historically acurate. Spain and England snark and sneer at each other, as only an englishman and the country of passion can.
Spain wants them to stop playing such a dangerous game, while pointing out that randomly yelling 'ole!' is not accurate. England, on the other hand, realizes that it's just harmless fun, and definitely agrees that the game needs a more english feel.
As they both try to better inform our ten year old antichrist about the historical acurateness of religious inquisitions, another Nation overhears them.
Bonus) Italy finds them and tells them both off for corrupting children's minds!

* Anyone/Spain:
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Did anyone know that after the collapse of the Roman Empire, Spain was occupied by the Visigoths? I certainly didn't!
Therefore, I would like to request Anyone/Gothic!Spain, with Spain in gothic dress, complete with eyeliner, black nail polish, and leather.
Bonus points for crossdressing, lace, corsets, and/or fishnets!

* North Italy/Germany, South Italy/Spain:
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Anon isn't sure if someone has already requested this, but: One of the Catholic Nations stressing out about the "sodomitical" slant to international relations.
Anon knows that there have been fics that have already touched on it, but doesn't think there have been any that are actually about this.
Anon would particularly love either N. Italy having a religious crisis upon realizing his desire for (Protestant!) Germany, or S. Italy and Spain mutually trying to figure out the whole gay-and-Catholic thing.

* France/Anyone, Spain, Russia:
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France wakes up as a female. He(She?) notices that most of the other countries don't recognize him(her?). France proceeds to seduce the other male countries and succeeds getting in bed with them!
Bonus: Spain and/or Russia are the only ones who know the girl is France... and have sex with him(her?) anyway.

* Florida/Spain:
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Shameless Floridian anon is shameless.
I would absolutely love to see colonial!Florida/conquistador!Spain (and feel free to make Florida a boy or a girl, I honestly don't care in that respect). Smut isn't a must; they could be doing father-child things. Just about anything is fine by me.
Bonus: Set it later on and have teenage!America (or England, seeing as there were British colonies there first) trying to court Florida, with protective!father Spain.

* Spain/Austria:
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Spain x Austria! after all they were kind of married for centuries...

* Germany/North Italy, Spain/South Italy:
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this anon saw this strip whilst running through DA, and found it awesome. i ask something of this kind... on their birthday, south and north italy's attitudes swap for the day. (but who they are remains the same, just the attitude changes).
crack ensues.
anon wouldn't mind gerita and sparo either in this :3

* Spain/South Italy + Another 2:
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So. Spain's friends. Yeah, those guys. (Anon's thinking Prussia and France here, but hell, if you want to use England or an OC-tan or someone else, go for it) They're watching Spain's made-of-fail relationship with Romano, decide their 'dear friend' deserves better, and start going at Spain and anyone else in the vicinity who's listening. I'm thinking either (or both):
A) These nations decide to show Spain what he 'deserves' in a stunningly hot threesome (or whateverah) in which he's very likely well taken care of, if teased unmercifully to total distraction/crazy
B) Romano doing his damn well best to cut down on his verbal abuse/violence (if likely being as awkward as ever) and Spain being confused as anything (if likely being as adoring as ever) till Romano finally loses it and snaps, but the two of them finally stop dancing around each other (in this case, a bonus if Spain's 'dear friends' then start going at him that Romano's acting so nice is so suspicious and he's probably with someone else, because Spain's friends are, as we know, assholes who probably sometimes are just shitstirring for the lulz (mafia!romano finally at snappage point is totally okay)
(You get the super bonus if you can work this somehow in to the same story in a way that makes sense, but one or the other is great, too! Hell, if you can find a way to make this in to some sort of crazy foursome, I'll love you forever. So not picky, just crazy.)
I think there's many ways you could take it: this could be just the smut, pure crack, something angsty and painful, sweet fluffy fluff. Whatever works. Thanks!

* Austria/Spain:
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Austria/Spain - their first meeting as little!nations. Adorable ensues?
Mostly inspired by this adorable picture I found on Pixiv. <3

* Spain, South Italy:
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sparkled from msn conversation.
antonio helps clean out romano's stuff and stumbles upon a rather interesting collection of homemade lube.
tomato-flavoured homemade lube.
interpret this as you want. no sex, just crack and spain's reaction, please.
bonus: if there are hints of south/north i'll die happy, but you can ignore this bonus completely if you're not comfortable. after all, i mainly asked for crack here, not real pairings.
recaptcha says: "airwaves brand". the hell, recaptcha! tomato-flavoured lube airwaves brand. X3

* Sealand/Spain:
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It appears to be Crack Week on the meme again, so I'll add my own
Sealand/Spain
Yes, I want the shota. Topping. HARD.

* United States, Canada, England, France, Hungary, Austria, Prussia, Spain, North Italy, South Italy, China, Seychelles:
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And a protetive big brother kink. Oh great kink meme, won't you please fulfill my swashbuckling fantasies?
I just kill to see little coloniel America and Canada(like, age 9-11) get kidnapped by enemy pirates, so England and France are forced to get over themselves and work together to rescue their little brothers. Their relationships can be as intimate as the filler would like, 'cause OP's not picky.
Bonus points if it somehow includes any or all of the following: Hungary, Austria, Prussia, Spain, the Italy brothers, China and/or Schyelles.

* United States, Spain, South Italy, Anyone:
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Any country-tan finding out how one of their national foods or drinks are made. Like America seeing how burger patties are made or Spain & Romano seeing or telling about how ketchup is made
**Anon would prefer if it was true but doesn't have to be too detailed!Make it funny,please.**

* Belarus/Russia, Poland/Lithuania, Spain/South Italy:
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Biker chic! Belarus and her BFF Tough Guy Biker! Romano pull up to town riding on their motorcycles.
Belarus falls head over heels for prim and proper suit-and-tie wearing Russia, and starts pursuing him, but Russia isnt interested. Bela enlists the aid of helpful townsperson! Poland in an effort to impress Russia. Poland of course is all but too willing to help Bela get Russia's attention if it will get Russia away from his friend Lithuania.
Meanwhile, Romano unwittingly saves stranger! Spain's life from a freak accident. And now, he has to deal with cheerful and persistent Spain who won't leave Romano alone, and keeps on annoying him 24/7, trying to thank him in various ways, by giving gifts, going on dates, and so on. :D
Please make this cute and fluffy, anons. Thank you!!

* Austria/Spain:
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While attempting to get Austria to 'loosen up', Spain accidentally seduces him instead. Preferably ending with Austria topping the hell out of Spain. ♥
Bonus: they end up fucking outside.

* England/France, Spain:
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I'd like to see a crossover with Susanna Clarke's Jonathan Strange and Mr Norell and Hetalia.
Prefered characters are Strange, the Raven King, England and France. Wouldn't mind a UK/France pairing either, or a guest appearance by Spain if you can fit that in author anon :3

* England/Spain/North Italy-South Italy:
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England/Spain/Italies
Mental Enslaving, why using Brittannia Angel in an attempt to improve your food's flavour is a BAD/GOOD IDEA

* South Italy/Spain:
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Seme!Romano and uke!Spain.
Romano being super aggressive and seme and sexy. And Spain being quite uke, and enjoying everything that happens.
Bonus: Some sort of story. Not just do mindless sex. Like... Romano thinks Spain is gonna go somewhere, and Romano wants him to stay... Even something simple like that. But I mean... It's not required, authors. It's just bonus~
Please please please fill this, authors!

* France/England/Germany, Spain:
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SEX ACADEMY
France giving England and Germany in-debt lessons on being good lovers. Foreplay, toys, roleplaying, the works!
Spain showing up late to the class is optional.
Bonus: France only has one practice mannequin (or two if adding Spain) and volunteers himself to be a practice dummy. (Anon has no preference to who he is a practice dummy for)

* Spain, South Italy, North Italy, United States:
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Spain, Romano (maybe Veneziano and America too) and the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

* Spain/Hungary:
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Spain/Hungary/Spain.
Siriusly. They're both adorable well meaning perverts with a tendency to voyeurism who have a cheerful personality but a past history of scary badass violence who are paticularly fond of Ita-chan, often harassed by France, were sort of married to the same guy, and who will go to insane measures to keep their loved ones safe- oh, and I guess they both had problems with Turkey.
Add in Austria if you'd like, or anyone else. I don't need smut, but it would be welcome. What I'd really like just is them being adorable and somewhat coupley together. Bonus if this breaks Prussia's brain, somehow. Or breaks a lot of people's brains. Just for fun.
Recaptcha wants some horses. Guess they have that in common a bit, too.

* United States, France, Spain, Prussia, Russia, Hungary:
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Anon wants Hetalia people to dress up as/ pretend to be American comic book super heroes.
Anon wants at least the following:
America - Captain America
France - Batman
Spain - Superman
Prussia - Spiderman
Russia - The Hulk
Hungary - Wonder Woman
Other than that, writer!anon, have fun with it.

* England, France, Spain, United States:
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Anon here is a sucker for Pirate!England and USxUK (and UKxUS, both are equally hot XD).
Anon would like America somehow finding himself thrown into the past where he stumbles upon the Pirate life of England, France, Spain, etc.
Bonus: America comes upon Pirate!Spain first and lives with him for a while, but eventually Pirate!England enters the scene and takes America away.

* South Italy/Spain:
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Like, we all know that Spain is a carefree, easy-going guy, right? But me would like to see a Spain that underwent a complete personality change, preferably for the worse (eg becomes sadistic/promiscuous/likes pranking ppl all of a sudden...yeah you get the idea...). BUT TRY NOT TO MAKE IT ANGSTY PLS, I WANT HUMOUR. LOTS AND LOTS OF HUMOUR. ENORMOUS OVERDOSES OF HUMOUR.
How Spain ended up like this and what happens in the end is up to anon! I'm fine with either country or human names too~
Bonus: at some point, Romano finds himself really attracted to Spain like this, and smexytime ensues :D If anon doesn't feel comfortable with writing smut, anon can just leave it to our imaginations~
Btw, if this has already been requested, then i am very sorry and can someone pls link me to it?

* England/France, Russia, Germany, Spain, Canada, United States:
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Song: I Get Off
When I hear this song, I instantly think of UK. So, I'm looking for UK getting off while he knows another nation is watching, just 'cause he does love it. I'm kinda hoping for France (But other favorites would be Russia, Germany, Spain, Canada or US).
Make it smut-tastic anons!

* France/Spain:
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And it is, and anon would like to see that. But anon would seriously like to see it as the two of them actually being in love. So many times, it seems like when they're written, it's just 'their bros' or 'they're just doing the substitute game', and then Antonio will go back to obsessing over/harassing Romano and Francis Arthur. Not really looking for anything sappy (though fluff is great!), or even a 'you are my one and only love and I never sleep with anyone else nope nope' (anon has no problems with open relationships) but I'd like to see them written in a way that one could believe that they do actually do love each other and it's something more then 'comfort' and 'old friend'.
...And yeah. It's hot.

* Spain/South Italy, Anyone/Canada, Anyone/Sweden
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Anon would like to see Nation A try to woo Nation B using any tactic (from love notes to kidnapping) because Nation A is head-over-heels in love with Nation B. Nation B is well aware of what's happening, but decides to have a little fun and play hard to get (by being oblivious or flirting with others) for whatever reason.
How Nation A reacts and what happens is up to the writer. As for couples, I would prefer NOT to see US/UK or FrUk (love the pairings but have seen too much). (My favorite couples include Spain/S.Italy and Anyone/Canada and Anyone/Sweden.)
Bonus 1: Nation A is cockblocked at some point by an overprotective relative
Bonus 2: Nation A figures out what Nation B is doing
Bonus 3: There is a happy ending
I don't think this has been requested before, so have fun!
recaptcha: present leeriest ....France?

* Spain/Cuba, Other
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Spain and his American colonies...
You would make this anon so happy if you do!
Bonus 1: If you use Argentina, he's a boy.
Bonus 2: If you use Cuba (this anon preference) make some reference to this "(...)In the 1820s, when the other parts of Spain's empire in Latin America rebelled and formed independent states, Cuba remained loyal, although there was some agitation for independence, leading the Spanish Crown to give it the motto "La Siempre Fidelísima Isla" (The Always Most Faithful Island). This loyalty was due partly to Cuban settlers' dependence on Spain for trade, protection from pirates, protection against a slave rebellion and partly because they feared the rising power of the United States more than they disliked Spanish rule.

* Prussia/Spain
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Fucking. PWP Plot need not enter these woods. Just give me them having hot sex together. Prussia preferably topping.

* United States/England, Germany/North Italy, Spain/South Italy, France/Canada
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Person A keeps having a recurring dream about Person B. The dream can be sexual/sweet/romantic, but definitely needs a coupley vibe, though at the beginning A and B aren't together. Anyway, the dream is always the same, each night, and at first Person A reacts negatively to it, but over time they become resigned to the fact that they're having the dream (maybe they even start to like it).
Here's the twist: While A is awake, they do something with B that is so alike to the dream they've been having that they think they're actually dreaming, so they just go along with it and act out the dream. What happens after/whether A and B get together is up to you.
Anon prefers America/England, Germany/N.Italy, Spain/S.Italy, and France/Canada, which no preference to who is having the dream. :)

* Denmark/Spain
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Spain uses a conquistador battle axe; Denmark loves his viking battle axe.
So... Spain & Denmark + their respective battle axes.
Discussions about their beloved axe, flaunting their collections, having a go at each other with their axe (OP really really wants this), etc etc. Writer!anon can take this anyway. Non-cracky, but insertion of humour is fine.
Blood-play if fighting is included.
B: Inclusion of other nations who also uses battle axes or similar. (Switzerland with his halberd, Canada and/or America with the tomahawk, Germany too?)
Weird request is weird but anon couldn't get it out of her mind ever since seeing Denmark and his awesome axe!

* South Italy/Spain
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I have a weird feeling I've seen this before, so in the event that I spaced it, please let me know.
So, I just saw this Axe commercial again, and it got me wanting something.
Romano/Spain - Romano, unable to take it anymore, throws Spain down in the middle of a tomato field and has his way with him. Spain, of course, happily reciprocates, and they make one hell of a mess.
Make it hot, anon.

* Prussia/Spain/France:
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This prompt has been powered by the Child!England meets Girly!France fill anons!
This anon got the idea from the "And Boyfriend" doujinshi. Anon would like to see Prussia and Spain meeting France--or is it Gaul?--for the first time. But here's the thing anons. First they think he's a girl and tries to kiddy!court him, then they find out he's a guy and yet still tries to court him!
Bonus if the two end up really liking France or taking it seriously because he's SO PRETTY!

lithuania, cuba, china, denmark, belarus, rome, austria, germany, seychelles, south italy, russia, united states, other, north italy, prussia, canada, poland, sweden, england, hungary, france

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