[tries to yank his arm loose but can't manage immediately; grabs Denmark's collar instead to yell in his face]
You will let me go AT ONCE! You and your impersonating minions have been annoying me more than enough lately with your messy capslocked spamming; the last thing I need is more disorder in this place! For the last time: I am NOT your property, Deutscher Orden is an dreadful child you shouldn't have listened to in the first place and I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO RIGHT NOW THAN STANDING HERE LISTENING TO YOUR HUMBUG!
[tries to simultaneously push him away, violently, and free his arm]
No, for you being too dense to understand that slavery is abolished around these parts! I gave you more than one chance to just let it rest; now you've gambled-- ah!
[that backhand came too fast]
[slowly rubs his cheek]
...
That's it.
[rushes at Denmark, snatches his wrist, lifts his arm over his head and rams the heel of his (own) hand into his chest whilst trying to kick his legs out from under him]
/making assumptions about his attire /o\bake_einsamcakeJuly 23 2010, 05:33:17 UTC
[more or less sits/kneels on him, trying to keep his legs pinned to the ground and attempting to hold his arms together over his head while searching for something to tie them with]
I've had enough of these constant disruptions and disregards for order! Officer England can deal with you, or whatever other police personnel we have available.
[spots the rope belt Denmark's wearing over his tunic]
Ah! Perfect.
[briefly studies the outfit... it doesn't look like it's going to fall apart without the belt, so he goes for it, continuing to hold Denmark's wrists with one hand]
[luckily the headbutt was not that well-aimed, but still, Denmark has a hard skull]
Nngh... you'd rather knock us both out than let yourself be reasoned with, wouldn't you? I've never dealt with a more blockheaded person! But just wait, I'll sort you out. So will the police.
[goes for his hands again, still intent on impromptu-arresting him]
[tries to stay on top, struggling to hold on to Denmark's arms and keep his legs down]
I already told you, you gambled that chance away! Now this whole slavery thing suddenly doesn't seem like such a good idea anymore, hm? It's about time someone taught you to respect the local authorities!
[finds it increasingly difficult to hold him down, but hopes to be able to outlast his endurance]
It's not! Ugh, I seriously have no more patience for this childish bickering. Get out of my way!
[pushes Denmark - who, after some prior circling, is blocking his path - to the side and strides past him, expecting no retaliation]
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Hey!
[grabs Germany by the arm]
[hard]
Thought I toldja t'get yer ass back here.
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What are you--
[tries to yank his arm loose but can't manage immediately; grabs Denmark's collar instead to yell in his face]
You will let me go AT ONCE! You and your impersonating minions have been annoying me more than enough lately with your messy capslocked spamming; the last thing I need is more disorder in this place! For the last time: I am NOT your property, Deutscher Orden is an dreadful child you shouldn't have listened to in the first place and I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO RIGHT NOW THAN STANDING HERE LISTENING TO YOUR HUMBUG!
[tries to simultaneously push him away, violently, and free his arm]
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Don't ya--
[pulls back, like hell he's getting away after that]
--don't ya talk t'me like that! I do what I want!
[AAAAAAAAAAND HERE COMES THE PUNCH]
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If this is the way you want to go about this - well, don't blame me afterwards!
[so much frustration coming to the surface]
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Blame me fer what? You bein' an asshole?
[it's diplomacy, you see]
[much like him going for a backhand]
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[that backhand came too fast]
[slowly rubs his cheek]
...
That's it.
[rushes at Denmark, snatches his wrist, lifts his arm over his head and rams the heel of his (own) hand into his chest whilst trying to kick his legs out from under him]
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Oh, I heard ya loud an' clear, don't think that fer a sec--oof!
[is caught off-guard and knocked pretty soundly off his feet-- he hits the ground and flails to recover something of an offensive position]
[or defensive! he braces himself. defensive is fine, too!]
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I've had enough of these constant disruptions and disregards for order! Officer England can deal with you, or whatever other police personnel we have available.
[spots the rope belt Denmark's wearing over his tunic]
Ah! Perfect.
[briefly studies the outfit... it doesn't look like it's going to fall apart without the belt, so he goes for it, continuing to hold Denmark's wrists with one hand]
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[struggles!]
[and bites!]
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[reflexively pulls his hand back, so Denmark's arms are free for a second]
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No! Yer the one who oughta be listenin' to me!
[well. contrary to common misconception, Denmark's always been a fan of using his head]
Aw, man, when I get-- get through with ya--
[like a headbutt. how's a hasty grab and attempt at headbutt sound?]
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-- A-ARE YOU CRAZY?
[punches him on impulse, then rubs his forehead]
[luckily the headbutt was not that well-aimed, but still, Denmark has a hard skull]
Nngh... you'd rather knock us both out than let yourself be reasoned with, wouldn't you? I've never dealt with a more blockheaded person! But just wait, I'll sort you out. So will the police.
[goes for his hands again, still intent on impromptu-arresting him]
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[NOT AGAIN! anything but the hands!]
[wiggles as hard as he can, trying to shake Germany off, maybe get his legs free...]
Lemme go!
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I already told you, you gambled that chance away! Now this whole slavery thing suddenly doesn't seem like such a good idea anymore, hm? It's about time someone taught you to respect the local authorities!
[finds it increasingly difficult to hold him down, but hopes to be able to outlast his endurance]
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[still struggling, mind--]
I conquered it fair an' square, I l-
[wiggle]
-levied th'taxes on it, I kept out other invadin' powers, an' I instilled 'em with a little somethin' like culture!
's rightly mine, an'-- an' I can do whatever I want on it!
[tries to get a hold on Germany's arm]
[so with the two of them trying, it's like the world's slowest arm-wrestling contest, huh?]
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