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Jul 19, 2009 00:00

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not_america July 21 2009, 04:18:47 UTC

/masturbates

greciangod July 21 2009, 04:40:11 UTC

That's... actually a pretty good plan.

...

Can I have one when they're done freezing?

not_america July 21 2009, 04:42:35 UTC

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... Well, I'm not really the type of person to consume his own man syrup, but, uhh... Sure. I don't see why not.

This is weird.

greciangod July 21 2009, 04:44:25 UTC

[shrugs]

Just wanted to see if they really tasted like maple syrup...

not_america July 21 2009, 04:46:53 UTC

Well, uh... Th-there's some in the bag of milk in the fridge.

And on the floor over there.

And on the walls...

And probably on the grass outside...

greciangod July 21 2009, 04:49:26 UTC

Eh... I'm not licking your walls...

[gets up and gets the bag milk from the fridge and takes a swig]

Hm...

not_america July 21 2009, 04:52:40 UTC

... H-how is it...?

greciangod July 21 2009, 04:53:54 UTC

[takes another sip and puts the milk back in the fridge]

...tastes like semen.

not_america July 21 2009, 04:55:53 UTC

What, really?

Maybe I haven't been eating enough maple products recently... I guess I'd better work on that, eh?

greciangod July 21 2009, 04:58:36 UTC

Yeah, I'd say give it a another two weeks...

[goes off on his merry way, taking the cumsicles with him]

formosaplum July 21 2009, 23:24:39 UTC

fragrant_harbor July 28 2009, 08:58:13 UTC

Taiwan!

Close your eyes!

formosaplum July 28 2009, 14:27:21 UTC

[This snaps her out of her shock, so she covers her blushing face with her hands]

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