Hey! Where are you going, you ass! *yanks at at the back of your t-shirt* Do you know where Spain went so I can get money off him? He always fucking never around when I need him.
And if he's too busy fucking around with the other me, there will be hell to pay!
...I'm afraid I haven't seen him, but surely he'll turn up sooner or later. And it probably wouldn't be a good idea for me to be seen with you in case he does happen to appear.
[looks away, wishing everyone would stop reminding him]
...no. No, we're not friends. At most, acquaintances, but I would still rather not take the chance that he might become upset at me again, regardless of your certainty that he wouldn't.
*growls, using both hands now to keep you here with him*
Stay here, you big fucking lump!
*pauses as he remembers something* Wait, I heard something had happened at the ball - something to do with you sleeping with someone? And if Spain, the idiot got mad over that, that means you slept with other me? The one he's dating?
*has no clue WHY he's asking but*...How many Romanos have you had?
*lets go of you, his face red as he shakes his head* NO!
If you actually LISTENED, I said I'm not the one dating him! *looks disgusted* I wouldn't even lay one fucking finger on Spain.
I have no clue why he attacked you - he hurt me too *remembers that slap to the face he'd recieved*
Look, idiot, if you two stopped being friends because you both thought I was the other Romano, then you better go fucking make it up with him. He'll be happy to know it was me you slept with..........*realizes that sounds odd* ...Yeah. Something like that.
[confusion, confusion, even more confusion, and a bit of dejection]
...then this means I'm right back where I started. I was so certain that I had found the logical answer behind everything, but now I'm just as lost as ever... Why couldn't it have just been the other Romano I slept with instead of you?
[holds on for a good while, giving a squeeze before letting go]
I'm sorry. I enjoyed sleeping with you, I just meant I made a disastrous mistake with Spain... Perhaps if I speak with him right away, he might even forgive me.
...
[goes up to inspect it]
...hello, amused barrel.
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Dammit! I'll make sure to do it quickly - go in, glue it on and get the hell outta there.
*ffff, flushes at the patting and swats your hand away* Don't do that - I'm not a child! *growls*
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Of course you're not. I apologize, and wish you good luck on your revenge...
[turns to leave]
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Whatever.
Hey! Where are you going, you ass! *yanks at at the back of your t-shirt* Do you know where Spain went so I can get money off him? He always fucking never around when I need him.
And if he's too busy fucking around with the other me, there will be hell to pay!
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Ah...?
[looks over his shoulder at him]
...I'm afraid I haven't seen him, but surely he'll turn up sooner or later. And it probably wouldn't be a good idea for me to be seen with you in case he does happen to appear.
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Why the hell not? You two are those stupid best friend forever things, aren't you?
Why can't you fucking stay here? It's not like he will get jealous. You better not be mixing me up with the other Romano...
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...no. No, we're not friends. At most, acquaintances, but I would still rather not take the chance that he might become upset at me again, regardless of your certainty that he wouldn't.
[tries to pull away again]
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Stay here, you big fucking lump!
*pauses as he remembers something* Wait, I heard something had happened at the ball - something to do with you sleeping with someone? And if Spain, the idiot got mad over that, that means you slept with other me? The one he's dating?
*has no clue WHY he's asking but*...How many Romanos have you had?
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...okay...
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...
[blink. blinkblink. processing...]
The only Romano I had slept with was you... I thought you're the one he was dating. Wasn't that the reason he was angry enough to attack me?
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If you actually LISTENED, I said I'm not the one dating him! *looks disgusted* I wouldn't even lay one fucking finger on Spain.
I have no clue why he attacked you - he hurt me too *remembers that slap to the face he'd recieved*
Look, idiot, if you two stopped being friends because you both thought I was the other Romano, then you better go fucking make it up with him. He'll be happy to know it was me you slept with..........*realizes that sounds odd* ...Yeah. Something like that.
*sighs as he doesn't why he even cared*
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...then this means I'm right back where I started. I was so certain that I had found the logical answer behind everything, but now I'm just as lost as ever... Why couldn't it have just been the other Romano I slept with instead of you?
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Then fucking go sleep with the other Romano then. Sorry for making you regret doing it with me.
*for once feels stung by someone's words and it actually hurts*
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I... I didn't mean it like that. I'm just upset that I had made Spain go through all that for nothing.
...I'm sorry.
[wraps him up in a hug]
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Wha-! *rest of his sentance gets muffled*
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I'm sorry. I enjoyed sleeping with you, I just meant I made a disastrous mistake with Spain... Perhaps if I speak with him right away, he might even forgive me.
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W-whatever - just go find him! You two will be just fine as stupid little best friends forever again.
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