part 34 will never let you fall

[aphanon_meme]

Okay! Well. The "new" code isn't perfect, but I guess we'll just have to deal. I'm trying to find other solutions, but so far nothing quite works out well enough. We'll see!

Anyway, please enjoy part 34! :)

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Comments

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[ohnobulgaria]

Euuugh--Russia, you fat and poor excuse for an orthodox nation!

What the hell have you put me in!?

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[ohnobulgaria]

I'm not the one who hid them all, now am I?

Now, keep looking you fool.

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[lieterally]

...it seemed like a good idea at the time, all right?

Well, would you want a lot of sharp objects lying around where Russia could reach them? When you're living in the same house as Russia, you really have to -- ah, him-proof the place.

...maybe --

-- maybe I hid them too well.

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[ohnobulgaria]

He dropped by my house every day for over 40 years, of course I know--

Well how are we supposed to get out of these now, you fool?!

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[lieterally]

I don't know, all right? I think we have to improvise --

[stops. Stares. Stares.]

...are those cat ears?

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[ohnobulgaria]

Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.

Just get us out of this mess.

[lieterally]

...actually, I think they're kind of cute. Are they as soft as they look?

[ohnobulgaria]

Lithuania if you even consider taking that thought any further, I will not be responsible for my actions, most of which may result in a Baltic Nation getting beaten to death.

[lieterally]

Yes, because me being beaten to death is such a novel concept -- Look, I am working as fast as I can. I don't like being in this thing any more than you do, but I have the decency not to bite your head off about it!

[deep breath]

I think there might be a pair of nail clippers in Russia's bedroom that I haven't managed to confiscate yet. Those might work.

[ohnobulgaria]

Well, what are you waiting for?

Use them already!

[lieterally]

I would, but they're, well.

In Russia's bedroom.

[sigh]

All right, fine, but you've got to come with me to get them. I'm not going into his rooms without backup.

[ohnobulgaria]

Fine. I'll back you up, you big wuss.

But we're cutting me out of my outfit first.

[lieterally]

I think it's perfectly reasonable to take care when we're dealing with Russia. Do you want to end up in the basement again?

All right, we'll get you out first. [sigh] ...this could take a while.

[starts ascending the stairs, SLOWLY]

[ohnobulgaria]

[shudders at the thought of the basement, but is still determined to the point of physically pushing Lithuania up the stairs]

Come on, hurry up, this outfit is killing me.

[lieterally]

-- oof! You could push a little less hard, you know --

[ohnobulgaria]

[at the top of the stairs already]

Don't be a wuss.

[looks at the door, then back to Lithuania]

You open it.