part 34 will never let you fall

[aphanon_meme]

Okay! Well. The "new" code isn't perfect, but I guess we'll just have to deal. I'm trying to find other solutions, but so far nothing quite works out well enough. We'll see!

Anyway, please enjoy part 34! :)

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Comments

Re: RP love thread

[anonymous]

ARRRRRRRRRRR provostcaptain SHIVERS MY TIMBERS.

Re: RP love thread

[anonymous]

lol SO FLUSTERED I MESS UP HTML

/FAIL

Re: RP love thread

[provostcaptain]

[ooc: IT DOES-- fdsfhjg your fail is so cute-- ♥♥♥ buhhyyyyoooo~]

Sexy can go along with scary and cruel, love. And you've got to be cruel t'be kind, in th'right measure.

Re: RP love thread

[anonymous]

[i-it is nootttt /smacks you with a pillow]

I've heard that...

so... how are you cruel?

Re: RP love thread

[provostcaptain]

[ooc: It so is buhhyooooo~~~~ /squishes you forever]

Use yer imagination, love. [perverse grin]

Re: RP love thread

[anonymous]

[noooo I swear I'll put shaving cream on your hand and tickle your nose tonight! /is squished]

[nervous laugh]

I see...

Have you ever... [whisperwhisper] ... killed anyone, to be cruel?

Re: RP love thread

[provostcaptain]

[ooc: You better not or I'll... uh... I'll put your hand in warm water and make you pee yourself!]

[pauses to think]

Well... I've made a few wish they were dead, but killed per say... Not directly, but I supposed cannon fire could...

Re: RP love thread

[anonymous]

[/sob you're so cruel... /uses your stomach as a pillow]

Oh my!

[presses hand to mouth, oh so dramatic]

I see... I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, you are a pirate. Though - though at least you've never killed anyone directly!

Do you, um. Do you have a lot of treasure?

Re: RP love thread

[provostcaptain]

[ooc: /pets happily]

Yes I do! I've got it all stashed away, where no one can find it.

Re: RP love thread

[anonymous]

[hee~ /wraps arms around you, what a nice body pillow you make!]

That's good!

[making awkward conversation to avoid having to confront FEEEELINGS about you]

So, um. What sort of treasure do you like? Gold? Jewels?

Re: RP love thread

[provostcaptain]

[ooc: ;u; /happy she makes a nice body pillow, thinks you make a pretty good half-blanket]

Gold, jewels, and women. Anything that's worth a pretty penny, I'll keep my eye on.

Re: RP love thread

[anonymous]

[/snuggles more to keep you warm ;3;]

Oh, I se-- wait, women? Women aren't treasure! Or aren't objects, I mean...

Re: RP love thread

[provostcaptain]

[ooc: ;u;]

That's what ye say before ye find yerself in Tortuga, lass. A few of those women are quite charming themselves, not to mention a little dangerous. There's also the rare case of a lady on board a ship that I happen to stall - now that's a treasure, love.

Re: RP love thread

[anonymous]

[/snoring... possibly drooling on you OOPS anon ;3;]

I see... I've never been to Tortuga... what's it like? (it sounds kind of scary)

So, um. What sort of lady do you like to keep on a ship?