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part 35 wears army pants and flip flops

Aug 05, 2009 00:51

I think I'm in love with the last commenter of part 34. (Hence part 35's title!) Anyway. Umm, not much to say... the summer is almost over! I can't believe it went by so fast. I hope you guys had great summers. :)

Enjoy part 35!

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anonymous August 7 2009, 01:42:19 UTC

Hey, Nations

If you were forced to do the following to any of your neighboring countries

-marry
-fuck
-throw off cliff

Which ones would they be, for each option?

((feel free to also mention countries that haven't appeared in canon))

anonymous August 7 2009, 01:44:07 UTC

Marry Canada
Fuck Mexico (ay sexy mamí, how you doin')
Throw Cuba off a cliff

anonymous August 7 2009, 01:45:51 UTC

--oh, I didn't realize you were talking about muns. Whatever. Americanon here o/

sob this is embarrassing

anonymous August 7 2009, 01:48:13 UTC

...At least you were IC? :'D

notnotawesome August 7 2009, 01:45:06 UTC

Marry my bro.
Fuck Mexico.
Throw Cuba off a cliff.

anonymous August 7 2009, 01:46:30 UTC

Marry my bro.

Awww that's so cute! :D

notnotawesome August 7 2009, 01:49:22 UTC

Well I don't want to nail him!!

anonymous August 7 2009, 01:54:05 UTC

Marrying him means that you're supposed to be nailing him frequently.

notnotawesome August 7 2009, 02:00:43 UTC

Nuh-uh! It means I can just sit on my couch and watch football all day while Matt does all the chores and wears a dumb apron and makes me sandwiches, right?!

anonymous August 7 2009, 02:09:28 UTC

IT ALSO MEANS THAT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO FUCK ANYONE BUT HIM

LIKE THE BIBLE SAYS

notnotawesome August 7 2009, 02:12:34 UTC

But it doesn't mean I have to bang him!

anonymous August 7 2009, 02:17:01 UTC

well, enjoy having sex only with your palm.

notnotawesome August 7 2009, 02:20:24 UTC

[like that'll be any different from what he has now..]

anonymous August 7 2009, 02:17:40 UTC

You will if you want him to do all the chores! Or else he might suffer from hysteria- then he'll have to go see a doctor, and obtain satisfaction through the highly legitimate medical practice of genital stimulation!

Then, distraught and seeking appreciation, he'll elope with the doctor on an intimate romantic cruise, and you'll have to track them all over the globe to regain your husband and your lost pride. It would be a harrowing tale of intrigue and sexual deviance!

And all because you wouldn't touch him. :/

notnotawesome August 7 2009, 02:24:16 UTC

... So if I stick my dong in him once in a while.

anonymous August 7 2009, 02:28:57 UTC

Then he won't be as likely to have a breakdown, or cheat on you.

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