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part 35 wears army pants and flip flops

Aug 05, 2009 00:51

I think I'm in love with the last commenter of part 34. (Hence part 35's title!) Anyway. Umm, not much to say... the summer is almost over! I can't believe it went by so fast. I hope you guys had great summers. :)

Enjoy part 35!

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England's New Pet lion_guardant August 5 2009, 06:25:19 UTC

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Re: 2/2 al_kirkland August 5 2009, 07:00:17 UTC

*whines and whimpers, ears flicking uncertainly as he glances between them*

Re: 2/2 notnotawesome August 5 2009, 07:04:24 UTC

Who knows you better than me, me?

[ears flatten, tail wags]

C'mere, kid, you don't want those scones, do ya? Not when I have this awesome burger! It squeaks and everything! And we can play fetch!

Re: 2/2 lion_guardant August 5 2009, 07:09:28 UTC

*stern* America, HEEL.

Re: 2/2 al_kirkland August 5 2009, 07:10:48 UTC

*had been edging towards big-America, the nice big one with the wagging tail and who shared his toys, and who was promising a burger, but his whole little body goes stiff at England's command and he's trotting like a little soldier to England's side without a further thought*

Re: 2/2 lion_guardant August 5 2009, 07:35:24 UTC

*hasn't forgotten about you, of course not*

*feeds him a scone*

*pets him while regarding Big America assessingly*

Re: 2/2 notnotawesome August 5 2009, 07:11:36 UTC

[eyes glaze over]

[sits at attention, dropping his burger]

.....Oh. OHHHH. ....mwahaha. Mwahahahahaha. MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! lion_guardant August 5 2009, 07:18:13 UTC

....well. Isn't this a surprising development. *cautiously tries petting big-America, scratching behind his ears gently*

Re: .....Oh. OHHHH. ....mwahaha. Mwahahahahaha. MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! notnotawesome August 5 2009, 07:22:44 UTC

[leans into his hand, tail wagging ferociously]

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! lion_guardant August 5 2009, 07:29:30 UTC

*softer, gentler voice, not as baby-talk as for little America*

Now, then, that's a good lad. That's a goooooood lad. *picks up the squeaky toy hamburger, squeezes it*

Do you want to play fetch?

goddamnit notnotawesome August 5 2009, 07:34:57 UTC

[perks up]

Yes sir! If you would allow it, sir!

Re: goddamnit lion_guardant August 5 2009, 07:36:42 UTC

I think this will be fun! Because you've always been so good at running, and playing, haven't you? Yes you have! You're quite the impressive d --- sportsman. *has complimented him more in one minute than in the past five years*

*throws the squeaky toy* Go fetch America! Fetch it for me, boy!

Re: goddamnit notnotawesome August 5 2009, 07:42:19 UTC

[positively shaking with joy]

I have! I'm a good boy!

[bounds after the toy and runs straight back to England, presenting it to him]

OMG PFFT. America, so ADORABLY DISTURBINGLY CUTE lion_guardant August 5 2009, 07:46:21 UTC

Yes you are! You're a good boy! A very good boy, yes! *praises him lavishly, scritching his ears* Who wants to play again?

YOU AND MINI AL ARE TERRIBLE notnotawesome August 5 2009, 07:53:51 UTC

[licks his hand, tail thumping the ground]

Play! I want to play some more, sir!

Why me, big-self? Aren't you having fun? al_kirkland August 5 2009, 08:05:08 UTC

Me too! Me too! *bounces around*

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