part 35 wears army pants and flip flops

[aphanon_meme]

I think I'm in love with the last commenter of part 34. (Hence part 35's title!) Anyway. Umm, not much to say... the summer is almost over! I can't believe it went by so fast. I hope you guys had great summers. :)

Enjoy part 35!

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See? I Give Them The Freedom to Choose

[lion_guardant]

Now, which would be nicer on their necks?

This silver chieftan's torc as a collar?

Re: See? I Give Them The Freedom to Choose

[misetadhg]

What?!

Re: See? I Give Them The Freedom to Choose

[lion_guardant]

Something's really wrong with America and England is taking advantage of it like the creepy bastard he is. So we need to kick his ass. :|

Re: See? I Give Them The Freedom to Choose

[misetadhg]

Ugh, that's just like him!

Oh hey, we've got common ground.

[lion_guardant]

I know! The worst part is that we've already been through all this, this Revolution business, but he's just- augh! >:[

Re: See? I Give Them The Freedom to Choose

[lion_guardant]

Nothing to see here, sir.

Move along.

Hey! Look it's Sinead O'Connor over there!

Re: See? I Give Them The Freedom to Choose

[misetadhg]

Gah, not her again! Anyone got a picture of the Pope handy...

Re: See? I Give Them The Freedom to Choose

[lion_guardant]

Do you mean the current one or the one whose picture she tore?

Re: See? I Give Them The Freedom to Choose

[misetadhg]

That imperialist bastard up to his dirty tricks again! I'll have him!

Re: See? I Give Them The Freedom to Choose

[lion_guardant]

GO AWAY IRELAND.

This has nothing to do with you!

This is between me and my lad, here. *coos at America, scritches his ears*

Re: See? I Give Them The Freedom to Choose

[misetadhg]

You think I'm gonna stand by and let you boss around another nation again?! I have a say in this, I helped raise him on the sides when you weren't around!

Besides... he likes me better.

Re: See? I Give Them The Freedom to Choose

[lion_guardant]

What do you mean YOU HELPED? You did nothing! That's why all he knows about you is Lucky Charms!

AND HE DOES NOT.

Re: See? I Give Them The Freedom to Choose

[misetadhg]

It's not my fault you help spread all those stupid stereotypes about me so people would think I was better off with you! I bet that's what you're trying to do again you scummy wench!

He does alright. Sure haven't you seen him on St. Patrick's Day every year? Have you ever seen him celebrate St. George's Day or one of your Queen's Jubilees?

Yeah, I didn't think so.

Re: See? I Give Them The Freedom to Choose

[lion_guardant]

I don't NEED to spread stereotypes when it's obvious to all and sundry without me lifting a finger! You drunken little sot! Trying to usurp my place in his affections....He only likes you because you sound a little like me, I'd wager!

And -- and --- that St Patrick's Day nonsense is - is just....well...

As the good Dr Starkey said, ""If we decide to go down this route of an English national day, it will mean we have become a feeble little country, just like the Scots and the Welsh and the Irish."

Re: See? I Give Them The Freedom to Choose

[misetadhg]

If I sound anything like you - and I hope to God I don't - it's your fault for pushing your language and "culture" on me against my will over all those years! If I was so useless why did you hang onto me for so long and make me do all your hard work you royalist prick!

Even you celebrate my day, what are you on about!