PART THREE

[aphanon_meme]

Sorry for the delay, I was out doing normal things today.

And so, without much fanfare or anything witty to say, I present: Part three of the Axis Powers Hetalia anon meme!

Third verse, same as the first.

Have fun. :)

edit version 2: Okay! So, in case you missed it, someone imagebombed some pages on part 3. They should be gone now. If they're

Comments

Facts from your personal head-canon.

[anonymous]

Let's hear 'em. Mine...
1. Canada and America are brothers, as related as you can get in uh... Hetalia.
2. Hong-Kong is the illegitimate lovechild of UK and China on an opium binge UK never pays his child support
3. Germany is the virginiest virgin that ever virgined.
4. Italy is not. When he says he is, he's lyiing~
5. Liet and Poland have hairdressing parties every Saturday.
6. China's tsundere for Russia.

Re: Facts from your personal head-canon.

[anonymous]

fuck i had tons but my brain isn't working now

Re: Facts from your personal head-canon.

[anonymous]

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE ♥

Re: Facts from your personal head-canon.

[anonymous]

America's pretty crazy from all his needless happy pills.

Re: Facts from your personal head-canon.

[anonymous]

3. Germany is the virginiest virgin that ever virgined.
4. Italy is not. When he says he is, he's lyiing~

YES.

Re: Facts from your personal head-canon.

[anonymous]

Sweden is a maaaarvelous singer

This this this!

[anonymous]

Hi anon, are you comfortable in my brain?

I bet he plays guitar and sings indie pop like Jens Lekman.

Re: Facts from your personal head-canon.

[anonymous]

...fuck, now I am obsessed with this idea.

Re: Facts from your personal head-canon.

[anonymous]

I thought most people agreed with this one. I think it's pretty close to canon, myself, and have treated it as such.

I mean, especially since Himaruya himself contributed to a doujinshi by drawing a page in which Sweden was wielding an electric guitar.

Re: Facts from your personal head-canon.

[anonymous]

For #1, do you mean they're like North and South Italy?

Anywho, head-canons:

- Finland; subconscious badass tendencies
- Turkey; sets chairs on fire (oh, dr)
- Japan; autistic
- US; somehow sounds, looks, and smiles like Tom Cruise in real life.
- Germany; potatoes to him are what tomatoes are to Spain
- Hungary; is a closet drag king

I know I had more, but I can't recall too many things at this hour.

Re: Facts from your personal head-canon.

[anonymous]

1. Something like that, yeah. AND YES. JAPAN? SELF-DIAGNOSED ASSBURGERS.

Re: Facts from your personal head-canon.

[anonymous]

Subconscious? I think Finland's got this Peter Parker badass going on, minus spider powers.

if anyone figures me out I'm a fucking insomniac or something, christ

[anonymous]

1) HK is actually the child of KOREA and China, look at those eyebrows. England stole him.
2) France is the same height as England but appears taller because he wears heels.
3) Grandpa Rome is alive ;_; (this is mostly denial)
4) Germany always has to tie Italy's shoes for him (unless this is canon and I missed it somewhere idk, I'm doubting myself)
5) Prussia lives in Germany's house.
6) Northern Ireland, Scotland, and Wales live in England's house.
7) Germany has two GSDs and a pomeranian.

Re: if anyone figures me out I'm a fucking insomniac or something, christ

[anonymous]

4) Germany always has to tie Italy's shoes for him (unless this is canon and I missed it somewhere idk, I'm doubting myself)

It's anime canon, at least, IIRC it was in Italy's speech to Romano. But I think it might've been in the corresponding strip, too.

Re: if anyone figures me out I'm a fucking insomniac or something, christ

[anonymous]

I remember him saying how awesome Germany is and that his shoe-tying skills were one of the ~many reasons~ but I'm thinking he pretty much HAS to tie Italy's shoes for him every single time, lol.

Re: if anyone figures me out I'm a fucking insomniac or something, christ

[ohdeko]

I THOUGHT YOU WENT TO BED WTF