part 40 reminds me of the babe

[aphanon_meme]

Good day! (Or night!) Wow, part 40... Why, I remember when this meme was only one part old, and we were discussing whether or not to even post a part 2! Back in those days... *insert nostalgic music here*

Enjoy part 40!

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Guess what I'll be doing.

[sanrioharbour]

"On the Chinese Valentine's Day, people in love like to go to the temple of Matchmaker and pray for their love and the possible marriage in China. People still single will do the same thing to ask their luck of love in the Matchmaker temple."

[oriental_paris]

[aslfjhaslfhaslfa.]

... Xin chao em trai.

[sanrioharbour]

Oh, hello Je je. Fancy running into you here... hahah... hah.

[IS TOTALLY NOT OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO SEE WHAT'S ON THE PAPER]

What are you writing? Is it for me?

[oriental_paris]

[like you can read her writing--it's written in Vietnamese, and in messy loopy sort of French handwriting--but holds it away from you and hastily folds it.]

I'm just writing down ideas. I'm not telling you anything.

[sanrioharbour]

[WILL LEARN VIETNAMESE IF HE HAS TO DAMMIT.]

[grabby hands]

Oh, I could assist you with that if you would-I mean if I could just- I mean, really, how can I help you if you keep-

[oriental_paris]

--Oh, but I really don't know what you're talking about, I mean I don't really--honestly I don't need any help so nha... haha, you don't need too see--

[sanrioharbour]

[gives up, but he'll try again when you're not looking.]

So... next week's the 7th, isn't it? Not that I was looking forward to it or anything, but um. Girls like that stuff, right?

[oriental_paris]

... Aaah... um, I don't really have anybody in mind. Really. So I'm not... planning something special for... someone...

[sanrioharbour]

Does that mean you're free on that day? I mean-if you're um bored from nothing to do, there are some interesting places at my house you could visit. There are also a lot of entertaining things we could do together.

If you have nothing else to do, that is.

[4kyearoldvirgin]

[Bursts in through the door]

H-HONG KONG!! YOU!!!

[oriental_paris]

[... STARES AT YOU BECAUSE WHAT, YOU'RE A GIRL AND WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!?]

[4kyearoldvirgin]

[ Notices your staring and covers his chest ]

A-ah...this...this is--!!

[oriental_paris]

[any awkwardness from two nights ago or last week is just gone and overwritten by sheer incredulity.]

O-oh... what happened to you!?

[sanrioharbour]

((OOC: fml. The first link is for places in China. IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE.))

姐姐-!!

[ESCAAAAAAPPPPPEEEEE]

[4kyearoldvirgin]

((OOC: teehee))

YOU NOT GET AWAY THIS TIME!!

[Throws his shoe at you]

[sanrioharbour]

[SOB SO USED TO THE ABUSE - FALLS]

Ow.