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part 40 reminds me of the babe

Aug 16, 2009 15:14

Good day! (Or night!) Wow, part 40... Why, I remember when this meme was only one part old, and we were discussing whether or not to even post a part 2! Back in those days... *insert nostalgic music here*

Enjoy part 40!

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No sex please, we're Japanese anonymous August 16 2009, 21:09:08 UTC

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/mar/14/japan.justinmccurry
http://www.asianoffbeat.com/default.asp?display=548

Durex Global Sex Survey indicates that once again the Japanese have come dead last when it comes to sex among over 26,000 people from 26 countries across the world.

This survey also asked respondents about how satisfied they were with their sex lives:
Nigeria led the way with 67 percent of respondents either mildly satisfied or totally satisfied with their sex
Mexico with 63 percent
India with 61 percent.

When it came to lack of satisfaction:
Japan was at the bottom with only 15 percent saying they are satisfied,
France at 25 percent
Hong Kong at 29 percent.

The French have an average of 120 sex sessions a year, so sexual satisfaction doesn't come simply from frequency. Japan, meanwhile, not only has less sex than anywhere else, the sex that ( ... )

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese niholoid August 16 2009, 21:24:15 UTC

I assume because it is attractive.

*q*

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese anonymous August 16 2009, 21:17:29 UTC

Well, TOO LATE.

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese niholoid August 16 2009, 21:18:50 UTC

[ HE STILL BELIEVES HE'S PURE!! ]

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese anonymous August 16 2009, 21:17:31 UTC

you've had so much practice on the simulations~ isn't it time you run real life tests?

All in the name of resesarch

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese niholoid August 16 2009, 21:19:50 UTC

I do not care for this type of research. Simulations is all I need.

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese anonymous August 16 2009, 21:22:04 UTC

you will fall behind other countries if you don't!

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese niholoid August 16 2009, 21:23:25 UTC

[ oh, damn you ] ... will I?

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese anonymous August 16 2009, 21:28:28 UTC

Yes! Especially your older brother!

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese niholoid August 16 2009, 21:30:23 UTC

... I do not enjoy not being on top of things. Hm.

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese anonymous August 16 2009, 21:32:15 UTC

How will you remedy this, Nippon?

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese niholoid August 16 2009, 21:34:12 UTC

Perhaps... if I teach them all the wonders of 2D, they will no longer have to worry about such things!

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese anonymous August 16 2009, 21:36:15 UTC

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Japanese_Birth_and_Death_rates.png

If everyone goes 2D, what will happen to everyone?!

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese niholoid August 16 2009, 21:40:20 UTC

We... we will figure out something.

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese anonymous August 16 2009, 21:42:45 UTC

You must teach them Nippon, how else will they learn?

That means you must educate yourself as well. There is no substitution for the real thing.

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese niholoid August 16 2009, 21:45:23 UTC

But I do not want to leave the world of 2D...

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