part 43 can spell tuesday

[aphanon_meme]

"If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear."

Enjoy Part 43~

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Aah, late to the party

[wrath_ofkhan]

One world nation?

Way ahead of you, bro. Well, almost. Kind of. It's getting there.

2/2

[wrath_ofkhan]

[you can practically hear the "click" as two and two come together in his head]

oh shit.

[holodnaya_voyna]

Now, little one, it is perhaps time to teach you some things.

[raises the pipe again]

[wrath_ofkhan]

[on the defensive now, slips into a fighting stance, keeping a close eye on that pipe and gets ready to dodge] Now, hey-- If I didn't, then it was your own damn fault for calling that spirit again! You brought it on yourself, man!

C-can't we talk about this?

[holodnaya_voyna]

Then this is your fault for appearing again.

[swing!]

[wrath_ofkhan]

[quickly leaps to one side to avoid the pipe, and nearly loses his balance-- his armor is unwieldy when it comes to close combat] Augh--! Well, I never would've talked to you if I knew you were that kid's psycho older self, or whatever! I would've stayed the hell away, believe me!

Dammit, where's a halberd when you need one...

[holodnaya_voyna]

Go now, little one, and perhaps I will forget this, da?

(woops, sorry for the delay, the cat brought a--live--mouse inside)

[wrath_ofkhan]

"Go"? "Little one"? Man, talk about deja-vu; it's no wonder Rus' was mouthing off to me, he probably picked it up from you! I can't believe this.

[his instincts of self-preservation are beginning to override his hubris, and he turns to go] ...Nnh. [mutters, half to himself] I still say you're overreacting. Tchah, you certainly look like you could live without a few lousy sheep...

(No worries! Hate it when they bring gifts.)

[holodnaya_voyna]

...

You know, we could still be part of same nation.

[wrath_ofkhan]

[a bit nervous, but turns to face him nonetheless] ...The same nation?

Heh, so you can talk sense! [murmurs to himself]Score! Yeah, sure, Dai Viet told me that my future self isn't an empire, but... maybe she was speaking figuratively, or something?

[holodnaya_voyna]

Da! Follow me and I will show you!

[starts walking towards The Basement]

[starts humming the main theme to "The Shining"]

[wrath_ofkhan]

Heh... [starts to follow him, then stops short]

...Wait. I've got a bad feeling about this. Where are you taking me, exactly?

( ^ J ^)

[holodnaya_voyna]

To a place where we can discuss in private.

tee hee

[wrath_ofkhan]

"A place where..." Nope, still got a bad feeling. Not following you, sorry.

You think I was born yesterday, or what?

[holodnaya_voyna]

Ah! Then I will just take you!

[Back to trying to beat you with a pipe!]

[wrath_ofkhan]

Hey, what the--! [dodges the pipe again]

What do you want from me? Look, look--next time I check up on Rus', I'll be real nice to him, okay? I'll totally make sure he and his sisters have enough food to get through this winter. I won't even pull on his scarf or tell him he's stupid or anything, I swear! Now will you cut that out!?