part 45 would like to buy a vowel

[aphanon_meme]

I'm not sure when it maxed, but sorry for any delay! Today was busy for me! Summer is practically over... I hope those going back to school this week or soon have fun! Or as much fun one can have at school, haha.

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Enjoy part 45~

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Comments

[anonymous]

Norway once made a mold of Denmark's cock when he was asleep on a camping trip and had morning wood.

He fucks himself with that very dildo every night while looking at a photo of Denmark.

Sometimes he cries because of how he can't admit to his needs openly and have the real thing.

Go to bed, Denmark

[anonymous]

[anonymous]

Naw, he just uses the Kraken as a substitute.

[anonymous]

Denmark is genuinely straight.

But he'd make out with another dude if he thought it'd get him laid.

[anonymous]

THIS... I can sorta believe.

But seriously, Danmark. BED.

[anonymous]

Denmark is just any hole is a goal.

[anonymous]

"Hi, my name is Captain Jack Harkness Denmark. And who are you?"

[anonymous]

Eduard von Cock. No give me a fifty and I'll ride you like a carousel.

Go back to bed, Whoreway

[anonymous]

[anonymous]

Iceland is the one that spreads the rumors about Denmark having warts and halitosis.

Iceland and Norway also played a prank on Denmark that involved frozen peas getting stuck to his crotch and Denmark became convinced that the peas were out to get him...

[iceandheather]

What?! -- No.

Wish I knew where people get these ridiculous ideas from.

[duplodanish]

From the Encyclopedia of FACTS!

[iceandheather]

Facts?

You mean nonsense. Penned by you, I'd wager.

[duplodanish]

No way, Norge! This Enclopedia is 100% true and 100% AWESOME!

[iceandheather]

*sigh* Don't believe it.

....What other kinds of things are in this encyclopedia of yours, anyway?

[duplodanish]

1000000000000001 things you can make with 1000000000000001 legoes!

And the sequel.

There's also a SPECIAL SURPRISE in it.