part 49 doesn't put wet towels on the floor anymore

[aphanon_meme]

Soooo. Hey. That last picture on part 48 was really adorable. Anyway - we're so close to Part 50 - it seems surreal. Crazy times. Anyway, again - enjoy part 49! (And don't put wet towels on the floor... anymore.)

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[Looking around suspiciously while scribbling in a notebook.]

You're hiding something, (Anonymous). And I'm going to find out just what that something is.

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Trying to appeal to my sensitive side, are you? Too bad I don't have one.

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but... but... [bursts out sobbing] I'M REALLY NOT HIDING ANYTHING! I SWEAR! ASK ME ANYTHING AND I'LL TELL THE TRUTH 'CAUSE I'M NOT HIDING ANYTHING!!

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OKAY.

[flips through his notebook].

What's your favorite kind of pie?

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[sniffles]

I-I guess my favorite pie is pumpkin...

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I like that too!

Orange is pretty close to red, though.

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[blows nose] Yeah? Pumpkin pie is pretty great!

My pumpkin pie usually comes out more brownish... well 'cept for whipped cream on top, which is white.

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[hands you a handkerchief] I know, it's so good, right? Ooh, ooh, and Thanksgiving is coming up which means we can have lots and lots of it! Oh man, whipped cream and sprinkles too...

Congratulations, anon. You're going on the "Maybe" list...for now.

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go back to bed, joseph mccarthy -- oh wait.

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DON'T TELL JOE MCCARTHY WHAT TO DO.

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I heard a sound from under my bed, but I'm not sure what it is.

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IT'S PROBABLY A COMMUNIST! QUICK, JUMP ON MY BACK AND I'LL CARRY YOU TO SAFETY.

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E-eh?! Okay!
/jumps

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Now hold tight, good citizen.

[Runs through your bedroom wall.]

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/clings, oh god

WHAT

Why did you run through my wall?! There's an open door right there!
Where are we even going?

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BECAUSE ONLY DIRTY COMMIES USE THE DOOR!

[Looks up and down the street, looking for a safe place to hide.]

YOU DON'T HAVE A BOMB SHELTER, DO YOU?