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part 50 is over the hill!

Sep 06, 2009 17:22

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Re: ITT: Letters of the meme anonymous September 8 2009, 03:29:53 UTC

Dear America,

I say this because I care about you: YOU NEED TO GO ON A DIET. A DIET WITH LESS BURGERS AND MORE SALAD. SERIOUSLY.

Re: ITT: Letters of the meme notnotawesome September 8 2009, 03:37:24 UTC

What about a salad burger?

A chicken salad burger.

With ranch dressing.

And freedom fries in between.

Maybe some ice cream to top it off!! Ice cream is the best!

Re: ITT: Letters of the meme anonymous September 8 2009, 03:41:59 UTC

..burgers, fries, and ice cream are sometime food. That means you should only have one of the three once a week at most.

Salad burgers don't count. How about one with tomatoes, spinach, olives, and rice? You could also put some grilled chicken on it.

Re: ITT: Letters of the meme notnotawesome September 8 2009, 03:46:21 UTC

Once a week?! I have all three once every hour! I call bull!!

It just don't sound right without a quarter pound of beef.

Re: ITT: Letters of the meme anonymous September 8 2009, 03:48:55 UTC

...okay, to start off, how about eating one of the three every other day?

Re: ITT: Letters of the meme notnotawesome September 8 2009, 03:52:49 UTC

...How 'bout we start tomorrow.

Re: ITT: Letters of the meme anonymous September 8 2009, 03:54:52 UTC

Now look here, young man! You need some discipline! Put down that burger and fries!

Re: ITT: Letters of the meme notnotawesome September 8 2009, 03:55:44 UTC

Why'm I torturing myself like this anyway?! I do what I want, pal!

Re: ITT: Letters of the meme anonymous September 8 2009, 03:59:18 UTC

*puppy eyes* But-but I care about you so much! I don't-*sniffle*-want you to get diabetes and have to get your foot amputated and *snuff* want you to live a long, HEALTHY life! I-I don't want you to see you dddiiiiieee *wahhhhhhhhh*

Deaths oumiroff CAPTCHA DON'T DO THAT notnotawesome September 8 2009, 04:04:28 UTC

H-Hold your horses there, kid. Look, I'll-- I'll go for your idea, alright? Here, look!

[puts the burger on your head and backs away]

See? No one's gonna amputate my foot, so. Uh. Don't cry!

Re: Deaths oumiroff CAPTCHA DON'T DO THAT anonymous September 8 2009, 04:07:56 UTC

*sniffle, head is rather warm* *sniffle* Y-you will? *smiles* Thank you, Mister America!

Re: Deaths oumiroff CAPTCHA DON'T DO THAT notnotawesome September 8 2009, 04:11:53 UTC

Y- Yeah! Yeah, I will! I can handle a little diet! A hero can handle anything!!

[staring longingly at the burger]

people getting punched just before eating- some reason just thought of that anonymous September 8 2009, 04:14:51 UTC

*big smile* Yay! Go for it hero! *pumps fist in air, burger falls off head and onto meme floor* Ooo. I'll clean that up! *picks up and puts burger in trash can like a good citizen*

wat notnotawesome September 8 2009, 04:17:11 UTC

[sheds a single tear as he watches it go]

http://www.wat.tv/video/people-getting-punched-just-1kwma_10q1y_.html anonymous September 8 2009, 04:19:37 UTC

Don't cry, Mister America! Have strength!

LOL what the hell notnotawesome September 8 2009, 04:23:04 UTC

I'm not--!

[wipes his face with his sleeve]

I'm not crying!!

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