part 50 is over the hill!

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[owned_russia]

I could watch this all day~.

Anyone else feel like having some beer?

[lumberjack_me]

Ehehe, I sure hope so--man, you're one of my best rivals. Don't scare me like that...

[lionofthenorth]

[ Speaking very quietly now. ]

Mmm. Hafta let Finlan' win too, som'times.

[owned_russia]

Ah, Sweden.

Would you like some beer as well? It goes so well with watching sports~.

[lionofthenorth]

[ Grabs beer, fully intent on drinking enough to forget that match. ]

'lympics will b'great.

[owned_russia]

Yes! I can't wait for them! My team is in top notch shape!

[ Downs yet another beer. ]

[lionofthenorth]

[ Is a bit worried about all his good players suddenly retiring. ]

........

[Oh, more beer. ]

[owned_russia]

[...]

[ Times goes on and drinks go down. ]

A-and that year? It washh jusssht bad... bad luck, I tell you!

[lionofthenorth]

[ Is watching Finland quietly, getting stranger and stranger ideas how to fix an Olympic hockey medal with a half-bad team. ]

Mmng. Yer good. Jus' bad luck.

[ Nods to self. ]

[owned_russia]

Sshhit... I'd be the bessht if... if it washhn't for yhou andh that... that...

...

...

KANADA!

[lionofthenorth]

[ Oh yeah, Finland's pretty good, but to beat Canada, they'd have to combine their forces! ]

..........

[ It's a brilliant idea, really. Why didn't he think of that before? ]

Finlan', le's get marr'd 'gain. We'd hav' th' besh'team f'shure.

[owned_russia]

Whe nevehr....where marriedsh... you jussht picked me up... from the foresshth...

And that Kievan Russshh... 'sh not my daddy...

...

Sho our theam... would be the bessht...?

[lionofthenorth]

[ Obviously, "picking up from the forest = getting married." Makes perfect sense. ]

We'd hav' th'best'eam fo'shure.

[ Kievan Rus, Kievan Rus, Kievan Who? Sounds... kinda familiar. Has vague memories of a creepy little kid in a forest somewhere. Did he pick up him too? Hm. ]

M'not marr'd t'him. He's... he's... hmmmm.

[owned_russia]

Then we'd... we'd beath Kanada... a-and Amerikka...andh others, ahahashhaha!

H-he's shome creep thath kheeps thelling that... that I'm hiss shon... or shome shit liek that...

[lionofthenorth]

[ Since Finland didn't protest, they're now married, of course. ]

N'one cou'beat us. Evar.

[ Smiles to self at this happy turn of events that he must try his best to remember tomorrow morning. ]

Ah.... I rem'ber. He's yer..... brother-'n-law. O' sum'thn.

[owned_russia]

...eh? Whosshh my brothher-ing-love...? I'm sho losht...