part 54 went upstairs to kiss a fella

[aphanon_meme]

\o/ Good job on maxing, guys! I hope everyone is doing okay today! Sort of random, but is the jumprope rhyme "Cinderella Dressed in Yella" used in other countries, or is it more of a USA thing? I was thinking about this rhyme today for some reason

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[notnotawesome]

Where?!

[notnotawesome]

Nowhere, nowhere! I was joking. Help look for the pig!

[notnotawesome]

Aw, why would you joke about something like that? Now I'm hungry.

[horny_viking]

YOU MONSTER!

[notnotawesome]

Did I tell you I invented bacon chocolate the other day? It's seriously awesome!

[horny_viking]

How- how could you...?

[notnotawesome]

Well all I do is put some bacon bits inside the chocolate, but trust me man, it's amazing! Wanna try some?

[horny_viking]

That... that is unbelievable.

[ Puts a hand over his stomach and mouth. ]

I think I'm gonna throw up.

[notnotawesome]

Unbelievably delicious!!

Don't knock it 'til you've had a bite, dude!

[horny_viking]

Heartless...

[notnotawesome]

Maybe I should make bacon chocolate ice cream! Three for one!!

[horny_viking]

Maybe... Maybe you should quit while you're ahead...

[notnotawesome]

You kidding me?! I'm on a roll here! I gotta write that down!

Maybe I could make bacon-flavored coffee, too! I'll need a word with Starbucks...

[horny_viking]

[ Holds back the rising vomit in his throat. ]

[notnotawesome]

Bacon-flavoured chocolate... Oh gods. Those don't mix, Alfred.

[notnotawesome]

Says you! I bet you've never even tried it before!