part 54 went upstairs to kiss a fella

[aphanon_meme]

\o/ Good job on maxing, guys! I hope everyone is doing okay today! Sort of random, but is the jumprope rhyme "Cinderella Dressed in Yella" used in other countries, or is it more of a USA thing? I was thinking about this rhyme today for some reason

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Sex-ed with big sister France

[fillegentille]

Please feel free to ask me any questions you have about the art of lovemaking! I will be more than happy to answer.

And that anonyme I was educating before... I am very sorry for leaving you high and dry~! Perhaps I can make it up to you someday, oui?

Re: Sex-ed with big sister France

[sharpprincess]

But Сестра! I just want to learn about things!

Re: Sex-ed with big sister France

[young_prosvita]

Y-you're still quite young!

Re: Sex-ed with big sister France

[sharpprincess]

But it's just learning! I don't want to just look after cows forever.

Re: Sex-ed with big sister France

[young_prosvita]

-sigh-

Y-you'll learn when you're older.

Re: Sex-ed with big sister France

[sharpprincess]

But I want to learn now!

Re: Sex-ed with big sister France

[young_prosvita]

-buries her face in her hands-

I will teach you then.

Re: Sex-ed with big sister France

[sharpprincess]

But you are not happy with it! France said she would be more than happy to answer! I only want Сестра to be happy.

Re: Sex-ed with big sister France

[young_prosvita]

No, no, no! I'd me more than happy to tell you.

-cringes-

Re: Sex-ed with big sister France

[sharpprincess]

...

Сестра, why are you lying to me? You don't want to tell me, so let France tell me!

Re: Sex-ed with big sister France

[young_prosvita]

No, no, no!

-sits her down and sits down beside her-

Y-you see... when a gentleman and a lady really love each other...
Or two gentlemen...
...Or two ladies...

Alright, when there are two parties that love each other very much, they um...
They...

T-they remove their c-c-clothes... and um...
T-they start hugging and kissing each other... and, um...

Re: Sex-ed with big sister France

[sharpprincess]

*Shifts uncomfortably*

You are unhappy, Сестра. I think I can wait to learn it.

Re: Sex-ed with big sister France

[young_prosvita]

You wanted to learn so I'll tell you.

-closes her eyes and takes a deep breath-

T-the gentleman takes his... p-p-p-penis and he puts it inside the lady's... v-vagina and it feels v-v-very good...

Re: Sex-ed with big sister France

[sharpprincess]

*Blinks*

Сестра, you aren't happy!

Where are those?

Re: Sex-ed with big sister France

[young_prosvita]

I-I'm happy! I'd much rather be the one to explain it to you. I am your big sister after all.

T-they are b-between your l-legs.

Re: Sex-ed with big sister France

[sharpprincess]

Th-there?

*Points to self*

Wh-what should I do if someone tries to touch me then?