part 55 is trapped in a B horror movie

[aphanon_meme]

... I'm watching a terrible "horror" film right now. Ghost Voyage - not... well it's just really bad and boring and I'm not sure why I'm watching it. Oh well - please enjoy part 55!

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Comments

[not_america]

Eh.

[not_america]

You are a researcher for great science and must thoroughly inspect each and every member of the meme (namefag, anon, or rp) whether they are the sex they claim to be.

[not_america]

'Ey, anon, what sex d'y'say y'are? Cause, y'know. I need t'know. Dis fuckin' shite is for science, y'see?

[not_america]

female, sir!

[not_america]

Y'sure about dat, eh?

If y'excuse me, "lady", but I'ma hafta get some hands-on investigatin' goin' on in here...

[scientifically gropes]

[not_america]

wha-I don't even-ahnnnnnnnn~~~~<3

Oh, Canada!

[not_america]

Tanks, lady. Now dat I def know y'er a chick, I best be headin' off t'see my hog.

[not_america]

you are in love with notnotawesome

[not_america]

Dat guy. Y'know, he's da home n' da brave, aight?

He knows how ta do his ting, bein' fuckin American and noble in shite.

One beautiful man. One very b-e-a-u-tiful man. I'd like ta ride him harder den my fuckin bike.

[not_america]

You are now...a biker thug!

[not_america]

Ya, y'see me right here, eh?

I done gone an do some fuckin sittin' on my hog. I don'no how t'actually drive dis shite, but fuck if it fuckin' mattas since I look damn good, y'here?

[not_america]

pffffft i love it

Hey look there, chicks. Why don't you go and look cool by them and see if they give you the time of day.

[not_america]

Da hell you talkin' about, y'hoser? I don' do no chick-pickin', y'see?

Dat guy over dere wit' dem red stripes in shit... He's m'fuckin' hog, y'here?

M'fuckin' hog.

fuck this godmod shit

[notnotawesome]

[tries to grab his vital regions]

how the hell do i be a biker thug

[not_america]

'Ey, brosky, I like watchur fuckin' doin' down dere, eh? You doin' some good shit and I like dat, see? Might even I done gone an' love it or somethin'.

But I gotsta say, eh? I love ya' n' awl, but I tink I best be checkin t'see if y'are what y'say y'are, y'know what I mean? Gotta check t'see if y'got da bawls and da bat.

Either way, babe, I'm definitely gonna rev your Harley.

what the christ

[notnotawesome]

...Huh?

Kids these days! Y'don't never know what they're talkin' about anymore... [grumble, grumble, knitting with one hand, stroking with the other]