part 58 raises its glass to you

[aphanon_meme]

(Only 2 more parts until part 60! I'm so excited.)

Very short and sweet this part - keep being awesome, and enjoy part 58!

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Comments

am I too late?

[redchannels]

SENATOR I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU!!!

I've already rounded up several commies on the meme!

Did you make that poster yourself?!

Re: Apparently not.

[redchannels]

Nothing, as long as there are still Communists in the world...I guess.

[Looks away so you don't see how heartbroken he is.]

Re: Apparently not.

[mccartheyator]

And that's why we must always work together!

[totally clueless]

Re: Apparently not.

[redchannels]

Y-yeah...together forever...

[sob]

Re: Apparently not.

[mccartheyator]

Got that right!

...what's wrong?

Re: Apparently not.

[redchannels]

Nothing...I just...I think have to be alone for a while.

Re: Apparently not.

[mccartheyator]

To THINK! That's a wonderful idea! We can defeat Communist mind rays by thinking!

I always knew you were great, America!

Re: Apparently not.

[redchannels]

You really think so?

[Confidence is back!] I MEAN OF COURSE I AM! I'm #1! I'm #1! [etc]

I'm so sorry for this

[mccartheyator]

Why wouldn't I?

You always come first, America!

pfff oh god

[redchannels]

GOOD QUESTION!

[Okay now he needs to be alone for an entirely different reason, damnit] -ha, uh, yeah. OF COURSE I DO, I'M THE TOP NATION IN THE WORLD.

ne- drugging

[mccartheyator]

Well, I suppose I'll see you later then.

/suddenly all the whiskey catches up with him and he collapses

Re: ne- drugging

[redchannels]

SENATOR?!

[Pokes.]

...

[Leans in very, very close and...

chickens out, runs home and locks himself in his room!!]

Re: am I too late?

[redchannels]

omg

[watches you two using binoculars]

YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER

Re: am I too late?

[redchannels]

[JUMPS OUT OF HIS SKIN]

STOP THAT. I don't even know if he likes me like that.

Re: am I too late?

[redchannels]

[BARELY REPRESSED SQUEAL OF BUHHYO]

It's not my fault - I came to watch you and caught this beautiful moment? I think he does, I think he really really does.

Re: am I too late?

[redchannels]

[SERIOUSLY STOP THAT IT'S CREEPY]

...you've been WATCHING me? [Glare.] What makes you so sure?