part 58 raises its glass to you

Sep 26, 2009 02:27

(Only 2 more parts until part 60! I'm so excited.)

Very short and sweet this part - keep being awesome, and enjoy part 58!

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notnotawesome September 28 2009, 01:37:14 UTC
Accio Firebolt!

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Re: !!! notnotawesome September 28 2009, 03:29:54 UTC
Ha ha ha, what?! That's stupid! It's Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, it says right there on the cover!


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Re: !!! misterunionjack September 28 2009, 03:45:57 UTC
Oh, I get it. You daft Americans and your need to rename things -- This is what it looks like back home. Alfred, dear Joanne is one of my people, and she wrote what I've got here. [He indicates the book he's holding.] Admit defeat, America.

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sob i'm so late I TOTALLY FORGOT SORRY notnotawesome September 28 2009, 05:00:53 UTC
No way, what the heck is that?! Winner of the Smarties Award? Those taste really bad!

Your Joanne might'a written that weird thing, but this here--

[holds up his copy]

This is legit! J.K. Rowling herself!

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Received notification when about to go AFK. BTW, it's OK, I'm one of those RPers who doesn't mind. misterunionjack September 28 2009, 05:09:09 UTC
Joanne is J.K. Rowling, you arse. [And he's about to go into another one of his long tirades --]

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ahah ok ;o; notnotawesome September 28 2009, 05:16:29 UTC
What are you talking about, old man?!

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A bit burned out now, though. misterunionjack September 28 2009, 06:09:40 UTC
Shall I spell it out for you. J.K. Rowling wrote Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. Then you Americans took it and localised the poor book, creating this supposed Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. If that doesn't find a place in your empty noggin, I don't know what will.

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that's cool, i'm pretty tired by now too notnotawesome September 28 2009, 06:17:01 UTC
...Her name is Joanne?!

Sorcerer's Stone sounds better!

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Yeah. orz misterunionjack September 28 2009, 06:29:24 UTC
Yes, it is!

In any case, Nicholas Flamel made no such thing. Renaming it ignores the reference dear Joanne was making!

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Re: !!! notnotawesome September 28 2009, 02:35:27 UTC
/sneaks up behind you and tries to ruffle your hair

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Re: !!! misterunionjack September 28 2009, 02:40:53 UTC
You will pay a hundred pence if you so much as touch a strand of my hair, Anonymous.

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Re: !!! notnotawesome September 28 2009, 02:46:21 UTC
That's only a pound; sounds like a bargain to me.

[hands, reaching for you like a zombie hungry for braaains]

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Re: !!! misterunionjack September 28 2009, 02:52:08 UTC
[England swats at them with the back of his hand.] Make that fifty quid.

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Re: !!! notnotawesome September 28 2009, 03:03:53 UTC
[pouts]

Now that's a little steep; not to undervalue your hair, of course, which is magnificent in it's untamed glory, but I don't have that kind of money to spend on trifles. How about a nice cup of tea instead?

[puppy dog eyes]

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Re: !!! misterunionjack September 28 2009, 03:20:33 UTC
Why are you so interested in my hair? [He draws at his bangs, frowning.] I'll admit it's unusual in that it belongs to me, a nation, and perhaps that alone would recommend it -- however, I can't say I appreciate this kind of attention.

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!!! notnotawesome September 28 2009, 03:33:43 UTC
It looks like it has an interesting texture, the way it spikes up randomly here and there. I'm filled with a desperate urge to smooth it down for you.
[fingers start twitching]

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