part 59 is gonna stay up late

[aphanon_meme]

Though it was some time ago, anyone who is feeling down, I hope you feel better! If you're ever out of options you can always message me and I'll try to cheer you up with gifs. Or something that's not lame. /fail.

Short and sweet again again -- please enjoy part 59! :)

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Comments

Re: ITT: RPers you'd want to take out/ask you out on a date ♥

[anonymous]

redchannels

sigh

hmm there were some zombies in comics in the 50s, maybe he reads them? /dunno

[anonymous]

It starts late!

[giggles]

I did! It means it's starting.

[a zombie stumbles into view]

Internet says they got popular in 1968, but we'll just go with that

[redchannels]

How late? I gotta get up early, y'know. Catching commies is a full time--[high-pitched scream!!]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

[Hides behind you because that's gonna help so much]

don't trust the internet, trust meee

[anonymous]

[takes the opportunity to wrap arms around you]

It's a zombie, of course!

[more zombies stumble into view, moaning and reaching out their arms]

[overdramatic] Oh nooo, what do we doooo?

but you could still be a commie D:

[redchannels]

[Shit that's right he's the hero isn't he]

Clearly they were sent by Russia as a clever intimdation tactic. But it's not going to work.

[Shoves you off]

I'LL PROTECT YOU!! [STARTS SHOOTING COMMIE-ZOMBIES]

could I? :)

[anonymous]

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!

[grabs your arm]

They're not real zombies! Just fake ones! Pretend! You know, for fun??

......................

[redchannels]

[Stops shooting]

...so they're Communists...dressed up as these zombie things?

Right.

ATTENTION ZOMBIE-COMMIES.

YOU ARE ALL OFFICIALLY BLACKLISTED.

YOU WILL BE ARRESTED AND PUT ON TRIAL FOR

COMMUNISM

...as soon as Boss realizes I'm here and sends help. Until then...what else do they have here?

:D

[anonymous]

But they're not comm... ... [shakes head and laughs] You are the silliest guy I know.

[gently links arms with you]

I think they might have some regular festival things... [grin] You could win me a stuffed bear!

and what was that before, about protecting me?

I hate to always be ditching you, but I can do this for...a little under an hour longer.

[redchannels]

I keep telling you it's serious!

[Gives in]

Oh, I'm good at winning prizes! ...But why would you say bear?

I always protect my REAL citizens! The ones that aren't Commies!

pfff don't even worry about it, it's awesome that you've been going this long~

[anonymous]

I can laugh and be serious!

[snugglesnuggle]

Oh, I don't know. I like bears. Especially brown ones.

so you think I'm a real citizen?

[oh look a convenient 'test your strength to win a prize booth!']

Hehe, same to you!

[redchannels]

No you can't!

[GRIP OF A BOA CONSTRICTOR gdi anon]

Wouldn't you rather have a bald eagle? Or a nice alien?

I did until you started mentioning bears!

HA, this'll be a piece of cake!

:)

[anonymous]

Yes I can!

[but it's a soft snuggly boa constrictor~]

[grins at you] I'd like anything you won for me.

[reluctantly lets go so you can play]

Re: :)

[redchannels]

NO YOU CAN'T.

[that's kinda cute]

OKAY.

[SMASHES THE FUCK OUTTA THAT THING]

[And hands you this oddly well-made prize.]

So, how impressive was that? [Cocky grin]

[anonymous]

YES I CAN.

[clutches it tightly]

It was wonderful.

[beams] You're very strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MjuEqaSWmk theme music, idk

[redchannels]

NO YOU CAN'T.

[Basks in praise and might have just wrapped an arm around your shoulder without realizing it] Duh, a hero like me has to be!

pffff

[anonymous]

YES I CAN.

[good shiver] [blush~] And what a hero you are.

[yawns without realizing it]