part 60 has a dollar hey-hey-hey-hey

[aphanon_meme]

Happy Part 60! It feels like our birthday or something. Our old, cane-waving birthday. With a prune birthday cake.

Please enjoy part 60! :)

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[nerd_attack]

[is trying to climb a chair, in an attempt to get at the laptop on top of the desk]

[fails and falls straight on his bottom, and starts sniffing]

C-can somebody help me? I wanna play with the shiny thing!

[nerd_attack]

[scoops you up]

You're not allowed to play with that! That's a big kid thing!

[nerd_attack]

B-but...!

[tears start rolling down his face as he reaches out for the object]

Let me down!

[nerd_attack]

[rubs your back soothingly]

Shhh, don't cry... why don't we go play with some blocks, hmm?

[nerd_attack]

[starts sobbing into the anon's shirt]

U-um. Are they shiny blocks?

[nerd_attack]

Sh-shhh... sh... [snuggles you into her chest] Don't cry, darling, don't cry.

I don't think so... [frown] Just letter and number blocks.

[nerd_attack]

[sniffs and starts calming down]

... Do you have anything that's shiny?

I like shiny.

[nerd_attack]

[rubs circles in your back] There, there...

Umm... [digs some aluminum foil out of her pocket and holds it up] This shiny enough?

[nerd_attack]

SHINY!

[holds up his tiny hands]

Gimme, gimme, I want to play with it!

[nerd_attack]

[hands it over and laughs]

Have fun!

[nerd_attack]

{SHINYSHINYSHINY]

[has countless hours of fun with the shiny paper and completely forgets about the laptop]

[nerd_attack]

/runs over

hey! hey! what shiny thing? i wanna see!

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Look!

[points up at the shiny object on top of the table]

It looks neat! I wanna play with it but I can't reach it...

[nerd_attack]

ooh ooh! let's get it!

climb on top of me!

[nerd_attack]

[climbs on top of the anon and reaches]

[manages to grab the edge of the laptop and pulls it off]

L-Look! I got it!

[nerd_attack]

you d-did?

/collapses on the floor... cannot handre all this weight

oof!