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Sep 30, 2009 15:02

Happy Part 60! It feels like our birthday or something. Our old, cane-waving birthday. With a prune birthday cake.

Please enjoy part 60! :)

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butch_tellsit October 1 2009, 03:04:38 UTC
You guys ever hear the one about the meme's boy bathroom on the third floor?

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1/? butch_tellsit October 1 2009, 03:09:10 UTC
Heh. Hope you won't be too scared or nothin'...

It all started way back in the 1950s. Some kid - just a regular ol' Joe, nothing special about him - wandered into that meme bathroom to do his business. He had three chocolate milks at lunch... not the wisest decision.

Not the only unwise decision the kid would make that day, either.

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2/? butch_tellsit October 1 2009, 03:13:23 UTC
The kid finished his business as normal, right? Nothing out of the ordinary.

But as he was washing his hands, his watch slipped from his wrist and slid down the sink drain! Now, any ordinary kid would fetch the janitor, maybe a teacher, to try to get it out. But not this one. Naw, he figured he could just fish the thing out himself, no problem!

So he stuck his hand in... further... further... further...

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3/3 butch_tellsit October 1 2009, 03:15:16 UTC
... until something GRABBED his hand and yanked him down the drain.

When the teachers finally came lookin' for him, all that was left was that watch that slid off his wrist... sitting in perfect condition on top of the sink.

No one ever saw the kid again.

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Re: 3/3 butch_tellsit October 1 2009, 03:20:49 UTC
Heh.

And that's not all... to this day, it's said that anyone who uses that bathroom better be prepared to lose something down that sink.

And if they try to get it?

Well... let's just say Drunensis used to be around before his fingers went reaching for his favorite ring.

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Re: 3/3 butch_tellsit October 1 2009, 03:24:10 UTC
It's a boy's bathroom, no girl's allowed.

Though I did hear of a girl who was desperate enough to use it when the girl's room was full... a girl that liked dangly earrings, if you catch my drift.

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Re: 3/3 butch_tellsit October 1 2009, 03:27:14 UTC
You got dangly earrings there, Laurasaur?

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Re: 3/3 butch_tellsit October 1 2009, 03:29:24 UTC
The line at the girl's bathroom looks pretty long... hope you don't gotta go.

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Re: 3/3 butch_tellsit October 1 2009, 03:32:14 UTC
Is that running water I hear?

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chibikimchi October 1 2009, 03:07:44 UTC
Obviously I invented it daze~!

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