part 60 has a dollar hey-hey-hey-hey

[aphanon_meme]

Happy Part 60! It feels like our birthday or something. Our old, cane-waving birthday. With a prune birthday cake.

Please enjoy part 60! :)

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Comments

[anonymous]

Meme, I've been away from you for two days. Did anything happen?

[anonymous]

Newfag invasion. Aside of that not much I think.

[anonymous]

NEWBIES.

EVERYWHERE.

[gunsnchoco]

Nothing of consequence, I'm sure.

[anonymous]

Apparently, we're being swarmed by newbies.

That, or really bored anons wanting to mess.

[texanview]

I'M ALIVE!!

[notnotawesome]

[LUNGES]

[texanview]

HOLY SHIT

[barely escapes]

What're ye tryna do?!

[notnotawesome]

[faceplants]

[SCRAMBLES TO HIS FEET AND GRABS AT HIM IT...HIM...]

Whattaya think I'm doing?! Gettin' you back where you belong!

[texanview]

[CAUGHT]

NOOO!! I WANT MAH FREEEDOOOOM!! I HATE YEE!

[notnotawesome]

HAH!

[shoves him-it back onto his face and holds it-him there]

This is for yer own good!!

[texanview]

Ye know what?! There goes a sayin' that folks with glasses NEED glasses - not 'cause of their sight, nah, but 'cause the glasses are the true face an' personality of 'em folks! Without me yer just an ordinary yank!

ADMIT IT!

I'M TH' REAL PERSON BEHIND THE U.S. OF A!

[SHAKES VIOLENTLY]

[notnotawesome]

I'm not buyin' a word you're sayin-- AUUGH!

[tightens his grip]

YOU'RE... STAYIN'... AND THAT'S... FINAL!!

[texanview]

NOOOO-

[CRACK]

...

[notnotawesome]

T... TEXAS?! TEXAS, BUDDY. PAL, SPEAK TO ME!!

[texanview]

B-Boss..

I'm feelin'...a little faint.

[coughsplutter]

B-Burgers n' beer...sound nice...

[wheeze]