part 60 has a dollar hey-hey-hey-hey

[aphanon_meme]

Happy Part 60! It feels like our birthday or something. Our old, cane-waving birthday. With a prune birthday cake.

Please enjoy part 60! :)

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[nerd_attack]

[is trying to climb a chair, in an attempt to get at the laptop on top of the desk]

[fails and falls straight on his bottom, and starts sniffing]

C-can somebody help me? I wanna play with the shiny thing!

[nerd_attack]

[falls down with the anon, the laptop falling down on top of him]

[it being a heavy laptop, he hurts himself]

W... W.....

WAAAAAAAAH!

[nerd_attack]

/flails a little and winces at the loud cry

h-hey! get offa me! i can't... move!

[nerd_attack]

O-oh! Sorry!

[shoves the heavy laptop off and rolls off of the anon, and helps them up]

Are you okay?!

[nerd_attack]

y-yeah, you?

/stares at laptop

whoaaa...

[nerd_attack]

I'm okay!

It's so shiny...

[opens it and watches it turn on, and starts manically pressing buttons]

[all of a sudden, this pops up on the screen]

[nerd_attack]

woooooww. so blue.

/pokes screen

what's wrong wif it?

[nerd_attack]

I don't know!

[pokes and presses some more buttons]

Oh no! I think I broke it! What if somebody gets mad at me?!

[nerd_attack]

uuuh. um. um.

/thinks hard for a minute

/panics!

let's throw it away!

[nerd_attack]

B-but...

Let's just hide it!

[puts it under his bed]

Um. If anybody asks, a monster got it, okay?

[nerd_attack]

/nods enthusiastically

okay! monsters!

...

MONSTERS?!

/runs and hides under a table

[nerd_attack]

No, no monsters! I was just pretending!

Um. If you want, I-I c-could protect you?

[nerd_attack]

/pokes head out

Oh

Yeah... I would like that. Want to join me under the table fort?

[nerd_attack]

Sure!

[grabs a toy gun nearby and brings it with him]

Here, we can use this to defend ourselves!

[nerd_attack]

okay! you can take first shift. I want to nap...

/lies down and falls asleep

[nerd_attack]

[sees the anon sleeping]

....

[keeps watch for about one second before taking out his gameboy and playing that instead]