part 63 is tapping at the chamber door

[aphanon_meme]

I'm in a very October-y mood... or, well, more of a Halloween mood. I'm excited for Halloween... I wish it would get here sooner. :D In any case, I hope your Octobers are going well so far!

Enjoy part 63!

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Comments

[anonmemeofficer]

Afternoon, meme. Halloween is coming up in a few weeks, so I thought I'd review a few safety tips for you folks.

1) Keep on the look out for any suspicious people. These could be child abductors dressed in halloween costumes. When trick-or-treating in a Spanish neighborhood, be extra cautious of unknown males.

2) Make sure to travel in groups during the halloween time to minimize the chances of any unfortunate incident or of even being pranked by your friends.

3) Don't let your children go out for trick or treating by themselves. Send an adult with them and tell him or her to accompany the kids at all times.

4) Make sure the kids are collecting candies which are safe to eat. Suspicious candies, such as black licorice, should be checked before consumption.

5) Watch out for the fast moving cars in the neighborhood and follow the traffic rules. You never know when a drunk Prussian driver might head your way

[anonmemeofficer]

why hello~~ there, officer... [leers]

[anonmemeofficer]

[pulls down his shades to get a better glimpse of anon]

...

[tips his hat a bit]

Afternoon to you, ma'am.

Mr. jailers

[anonmemeofficer]

[huff huff]

I'll be keeping those rules in mind... can't have anyone molested around here, can we~

Re: Mr. jailers

[anonmemeofficer]

I sincerely hope to avoid all case scenarios of this. I hope you have a happy and safe halloween, miss. [nods his head ans smiles]

[owned_russia]

...

Is there something wrong with black liquorice?

stop making me feel bad with that cute face ;A;

[anonmemeofficer]

Hello there, little fella. I'm afraid there were quite a few complaints the previous year of some shady bespectacled character with "an evil glint in his eye" giving out black licorice. You stay safe white trick-or-treating now, y'hear? [pats your head]

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

[owned_russia]

I haven't heard anything about that... thanks for informing me! I'll make sure that I'll warn Sealand.

I myself aren't really into it... and I'm too old for it, too, haha.

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[anonmemeofficer]

[gazes down at the small boy]

Your parents won't allow you to go? I've certainly heard of cautious parents like that, but that's a shame.

;3;

[owned_russia]

Ah, no. I'm a grown-up, Mister Officer.

And I don't really celebrate Halloween, either. It seems interesting, but it never really hit me enough to become like Christmas or Midsummer, you see.

[chibimano]

Too many things to do, damn it.

[anonmemeofficer]

[peers down at]

It's all for your safety, son.

[chibimano]

It's just stupid candy.

[anonmemeofficer]

Are you alright there, kiddo? Your face is turning beat red. Where are your parents? We should get you home.

[chibimano]

I'm fine, damn it! And I don't have any parents.

[anonmemeofficer]

What's your favorite candy, kiddo?