part 64 is a dream within a dream

[aphanon_meme]

Once again with a crazy maxing comment count? Poor LJ doesn't get a break! (I wonder if this why it hiccups all the time?) Oh well, it makes for some interesting moments, when it does... and by interesting moments I mean a brief moment of "oh my gosh did I misfire wtf is going on why are there suddenly not enough pages?!" ... but still

Comments

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I smell Communism.

Re: Aww, don't worry about it.

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You are too sexy sir.

[Need for companionship after being in cave showing.]

[Massages America's shoulders]

You are too tense.

[redchannels]

[looks at your enthusiasm, smooth hands, and big ass grin]

Yeah, yeah, sure you aren't hun bun. Mama knows. Thanks for the notebook.

So what's the scent of communism/trouble smell like exactly?

[redchannels]

[His hands are rugged and manly!!]

EVERYTHING RUSSIA SAYS ABOUT ME IS A LIE.

It smells like a mix of vodka, dashed hopes, and old, moldy cookies. [Sniffs.] Kinda like you.

[redchannels]

[is definitely not thinking bad things, though a GASP escapes]

Oh, OH He did mention something about your smell- [sniffs] that thing about you smelling like fat cooking? IT'S TRUE.

[redchannels]

[Like...COMMUNIST things?]

Well, at least I have food to cook.

[redchannels]

[like indignation revenge things]

So do I, chubby funster.

[redchannels]

[You don't scare him!]

Be thankful that you live in a nice CAPITALIST country, then!

[redchannels]

[Of course not] [revenge is a dish best served cold]

Freedom of speech hun!

[redchannels]

[Y-you DON'T.]

Hell yeah!

But that doesn't apply to Communists.

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[what a meanie beanie pout] [bwahahahaha]

Oh hun, you're such a sharp marble! Can't wait to see how your relationship with comrade McCarthy turns out!

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I--WAIT.

What do you know about that?! And it's not a relationship!

[redchannels]

Oh hun, don't mind me, I just happened to make glorious equal love with him. And let me tell you- he is butterlicious.

Sure, we ALL say we don't, but we ALL do.

[redchannels]

[Covers his ears] YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY LYING!

HE WOULDN'T DO THAT TO ME WITH A COMMUNIST!

[redchannels]

[writes a useful link down- http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/17943.html?thread=163157527#t163157527 and tears out the sheet, then hands it to you]

Oh hun bun, would I lie to a sour crabapple pie like you?

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[redchannels]

...Thank you. [Takes and looks over. This might help me find that other link I was looking for!]

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