Got nothin' to do with it! Didn't care about you! ...Cared about gettin' stronger and expanding the Empire and a little brat like you jus' happened to come with it!!
...but only because I was a part of it. And it doesn't change the fact that you did raise me, so it would make sense that I should still call you... DADDY.
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Hey, can I have a hug?
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[pulls you into an embrace]
Could take you along, if ya like baklava. Got the best!!
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I'm surprised your teeth haven't yet rotted from all those sweets... dad.
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The hell did you just call me?!!
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The anons had me thinking... There could be a very slight, practically non-existent possibility that you're my father.
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[tries to rally himself]
No way it could be true! Would never touch that damn mother of yours! Jus' spreadin' false rumors!!
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You don't seem to sound very certain of yourself... dad. After all, you were so eager to take me in after my mother was gone.
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Got nothin' to do with it! Didn't care about you! ...Cared about gettin' stronger and expanding the Empire and a little brat like you jus' happened to come with it!!
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[damn, it happened again!]
...but only because I was a part of it. And it doesn't change the fact that you did raise me, so it would make sense that I should still call you... DADDY.
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[shoves him away]
Even if I were - an' I'm not! - wouldn't call someone like you my son!!
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I'd be proud to have you as my dad...
[steps up and shoves right back]
...if my dad happened to be cold, dead and gone for good!
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...You can be happy knowin' your dad probably is!!
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That would certainly be a much better fate than him being you.
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