I'll put it to you clearly. You appeal to my tastes, and I believe you would make an excellent addition to our glorious family.
All you have to do is join me in the basement... or if you prefer, a bed or chair or desk or behind some bushes... for the process. I assure you, you will have felt no greater pleasure.
Sorry sorry sorry!maple_sicklesOctober 21 2009, 06:23:01 UTC
Really?
[...follows your finger, looking-]
Sir, I can help you take care of that issue, but not in public- it is indecent.
[reaches into folds of skirts and puts on black leather gloves with the assistance of teeth] It will be about you and the issue though, not me. Do you understand? I am wiling to be of assistance.
[makes a mental note of inventory: length of rope, duct tape, Taser, ball gag, three sets of handcuffs, feathers, french tickler, and cat o' nine tails...pointer's at home, but she's got a ruler strapped to one of the thigh highs]
If by rape, you mean consensual re-education, I volunteer myself.
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Tell me, have you ever considered communism? I represent a glorious, equal, united society...
[smiles at you]
You certainly have the bone structure for it. So lovely...
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I-I understand it is an united society, but what about individuality? As people we are all uniquely different..
[wonders how on Earth can someone smile so calmly while looking so...]
*shivers briefly* [grips onto Taser in back pocket of skirt]
My-my bone structure? What does that have to do with communism?
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[you can't electrocute something without a heart <3--also, he's pretty Taser-happy himself...]
I offer... a more pleasant means of education when one chooses to become one with us. My alternative is, shall we say, positively stimulating.
I assure you--I would take wonderful care of you.
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[figures, and she hasn't encountered yet but probably will meet someone else who enjoys that sort of "discipline"]
Stimulating? What would it entail? [narrows eyes at you, after that drugging of the tea with Austria!anon, is quite suspicious of vague propositions]
[wishes for the long wooden pointer, at least having it to hold in her hand for assurance]
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[licks his lips subtly]
I'll put it to you clearly. You appeal to my tastes, and I believe you would make an excellent addition to our glorious family.
All you have to do is join me in the basement... or if you prefer, a bed or chair or desk or behind some bushes... for the process. I assure you, you will have felt no greater pleasure.
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[covers her right hand with her left quickly, gulps at that expression]
I am part of the Meme family- and don't you have someone that makes you feel not alone?
Join-join you? ...Sir, do you have a certain issue that you need to take care of? I can assist you with that.
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But this is not about me, anon. This is about us. The glorious family. It is more than love, more than support.
The communist family is the most pure unity there is.
...The only issue I need taken care of is [gestures at Southern Ontariograd's general vicinity] my re-education tool.
Interested?
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[...follows your finger, looking-]
Sir, I can help you take care of that issue, but not in public- it is indecent.
[reaches into folds of skirts and puts on black leather gloves with the assistance of teeth] It will be about you and the issue though, not me. Do you understand? I am wiling to be of assistance.
[makes a mental note of inventory: length of rope, duct tape, Taser, ball gag, three sets of handcuffs, feathers, french tickler, and cat o' nine tails...pointer's at home, but she's got a ruler strapped to one of the thigh highs]
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[Eyes the gloves]
I believe we are of the same mind, anon... but we will see who re-educates whom, shall we not?
[brushes the tip of his nose along the shell of your ear before whispering huskily]
You would be so perfect for us, anon... so perfect...
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[swallows audibly] R-really?
[gestures to the darkness of the more private meme areas]
[adds to list of several things that vibrate and plug that she is also carrying]
You flatter, sir. Well sir, whenever you're ready...
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