part 70 is a graveyard smash

[aphanon_meme]

A week until Halloween! I'm excited - it means Halloween and/or horror movies will be on even more this coming week! For some reason they're more fun to watch when it's this time of year. Well... anyway! :D

Enjoy part 70!

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no anon, but.

[bake_einsamcake]

Hello Kamerad. How are you?

Listen, could you probably show me around to the basement? I still haven't been there yet and want to see if it need to be further supplemented with anything.

Why is our educational centre in the basement, anyway?

:D Hay Yu

[maple_sickles]

Greetings, comrade!!

I am quite well, as a rule. [holds out hand]

Please join me--I can offer you a guided tour... perhaps a demonstration~

there's no hetalia day meetup at my place ;_;

[bake_einsamcake]

Good to hear.

[firm handhake]

Thank you, that would be very helpful. I have been trying to find it, but it seems the elevator is broken and I couldn't find the staircase... very strange.

Mine neither... (also: I'm sorry...)

[maple_sickles]

[smiles sharply]

Anything for a fellow comrade. This way, if you please...

[guides him down the stairwell]

[the basement smells like leather, lube, and incense...]

let's be sorry for ourselves together ;3;

[bake_einsamcake]

[follows Canada down the stairs]

It's pretty well hidden... I think I'll exchange the lighting, it should be more welcoming for the new Kameraden. -Do you have the keys?

What's that smell?

;3; baww ;3;

[maple_sickles]

[whistles innocently]

Re-educational materials, comrade... don't trouble yourself.

...unless you want to be troubled... [wink, leer]

...So, the lighting! Yes, what are your suggestions?

;3;

[bake_einsamcake]

It is no trouble. I want to go through the material to see whether we need more books or documentary DVDs... so please open the door?

...

Um.

This red light is much too dim and dark for an educational centre; I think I will install daylight lamps... yes, that should do.

Re: ;3;

[maple_sickles]

The documentary DVDs are for the Junior Education Camp.

D-daylight lamps? Are you quite sure? The red light helps to hide the stains... Come, come! Let me show you around. I have been charged with the Adult form of re-education. It's much more... involved. Complete. You understand?

[bake_einsamcake]

Weißrussland more or less told me to ask Russland about anything pertaining to the basement, but I figured you would also be in the know. I was lucky to come across you.

Hm, I am not entirely sure I understand. So what are the educational methods we mainly use here?

[walks around, spots some kind of bondage contraption]

...

Ah, exactly what is that? Almost looks like something out of that one DVD I watched...

[maple_sickles]

This is the Glorious Red Sling of Equality, comrade! [gestures around the room]

The Whip of Classlessness...
The Manacles of the New World Order...
The many flavoured lubricants of Proletarian Internationalism!

[beams]I find comrades are more cooperative when they are... positively stimulated. Think of it as... concentrating all the wonders of our regime into one transcendentally perfect moment. Who can resist that?

slowpoke.jpg

[bake_einsamcake]

Wait, are you telling me that we use s-sexual means to convince people of the superiority of our ideology? That - that sounds really wrong!

[looks around some more, gets quite a bit bothered by all the kinky equipment]

Mein Gott...Does Russland even know about this?!

Re: slowpoke.jpg

[maple_sickles]

[is stunned that he disapproves]

This form of re-education is my personal specialty... there are many other means, but I find my way incredibly effective.

Of course Mother Russia knows. He knows all!

[bake_einsamcake]

But Kanada, that's like a mixture of brainwashing and rape! Isn't it?
I... I had no idea!

[fumbles with his tie nervously, red in the face]

I thought we were the good guys in this? We need to hold a meeting on that as soon as possible! The ascent to communism should be... a voluntary process!

[maple_sickles]

[holds your hands to stop your fidgeting]

Comrade... you have it wrong. Re-education is a voluntary process. [gestures to a neatly kept pile of consent forms on a small desk next to a torture rack].

And it is not brainwashing if I am presenting the logical solution! As I suggested before, perhaps a demonstration would put you at ease?

"good" thing he only got half de-brainwashed

[bake_einsamcake]

[calms down just a little bit, stops his fidgeting]

L-let me have a look at these forms, please.

[goes through the papers, relaxing a bit at seeing them signed by various anons]

Alright... it looks like I got it wrong. Thank God.
But still... what do you mean when you say "the logical solution"? Wouldn't a conventional education suffice? A-and I don't think I need a demonstration, thank you very much!

[blushes in distress and resumes him tie-fumbling]

Mwahaha

[maple_sickles]

[strokes up and down your forearm absently]

Can you describe to me, Comrade Ludwig, how it feels to be one with the glorious family? I don't ask about ideology or politics... How does being one with us make you feel?