part 71 has the heebie-jeebies

[aphanon_meme]

Five days until Halloween! I'm still excited, haha. I need to buy some candy for... the children. Yeah, the children. Of course. :D

Enjoy part 71! :)

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Comments

[eng_land]

[currently searching round the meme carrying a slepping chibimano]

Where is he?

Has anyone seen an America around here? I'm looking for a specific one.

I have a, ahem, gift for him.

[accioburger]

I WANT A PRESENT! GIMME!!

invading Landlow's

[eng_land]

[stares at america for a bit , tilting his head]

[goes to give him chibimano but stops]

No, go away. You're the wrong America.

Re: invading Landlow's

[accioburger]

What do you mean the wrong America?! There ain't nothin' wrong with me!!

Re: invading Landlow's

[eng_land]

You're not the America I'm looking for, it's not that hard to understand.

Also, you're too tall.

Re: invading Landlow's

[accioburger]

I am, aren't I!

[stands up straight]

Look, I can see the top of your head!

$47,098,000 security

[eng_land]

...

Don't rub it in.

Re: and puniest

[eng_land]

[double checks to see if he has the right America this time]

Ah - here you are! [passes chibimano to America]

He's all yours.

[chibimano]

Fuck you... [snore~]

[chibimano]

[leans in and hugs you]

[eng_land]

Hello America!

[sneaks up beside you]

Your very own colony, isn't that a nice gift? What a thoughtful brother England is- he must love you so very much. Now remember, part of looking after a colony is to defend them against other nations; the way England defended you against France and the indians, right? So, don't let anyone take him from you even if they have a bloody great axe.

[looks nervously over shoulder]

Trust in your unnatural strength.